Louis Armstrong

A musical Genious



Louis Armstrong
Amazingly talented and charismatic jazz musician, most famous throughout the 40s and 50s. Also known as Satchmo. Best known for his song "What a Wonderful World", but his duets with Ella Fitzgerald leave "Wonderful World" in the dust.
Example:
Louis Armstrong's the man. And it's pronounced Lewis, not Looey.


Louis Armstrong
A man who has been arrested due to sitting beside a white woman on the bus under Jim Crow laws and had had guns pulled out on him so he could play jazz for people, yet he still lived to be the most happy and jolly bloke until his death.

RIP Louis Armstrong 1901-1971 😇💙
Example:
Despite the hurdles Louis Armstrong has went jumped, he even sang about the wonderful aspects of the world.

See: What a wonderful world


Louis Armstrong
When in the shower one cups one's hand ovek the crack of their ass before releasing gas. Upon release, the hand is moved to allow for varying tonal control of the sounds emitted. (Like when Louis would cover the bell of the trumpet for a muted sound
Example:
I had beans last night and was able to blast out the m,elody to stardust with a Louis Armstrong this morning.


A Louis Armstrong
A Louis Armstrong (also known as ‘A Lu-ee’) is when 7 or more guys perform a Rusty Trombone on each other creating a full circle. Basically a human centipede rusty trombone. It’s a win/win for everybody, nobody misses out. Note: If less than 7 try to attempt this, they may get sore necks.
Example:
Corey: Hey guys, what are we doing tonight?
Glen: Fuck all planned. How bout we do a Louis Armstrong?
Brad: Fuck yes, count me in cunts!
Corey: I’ll call Travis and get him to bring Fred, Kizza, Neil and Stringy over.
Brad: I fucking love a good old Lu-ee. I’m about to shit bricks I’m so pumped.
Glen: For fuck sake Brad, save the shitting for after the Louis Armstrong.
Corey: Ok, all done. The other cunts will be here in 30 minutes.
Glen: Sweet. I bags not going behind Fred, that cunt farted a fuckton of gas into my mouth last time.


louis armstrong
Another word for a rusty trombone: when a girl gives a man a rim job and reaches around to jag him off simultaneously. Very often when the woman pulls her lips off the ass, a rusty colored residue is left behind. Since Louis Armstrong was rust-colored and played a wind instrument, and a girl needs to be "arm-strong", this term is extra appropriate.
Example:
Janet gave me a Louis Armstrong last night that made me shoot my load to the far wall.


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