MOW

(n.) Man or Woman1. Most frequently used as a noun, to refer to androgynous person2. Can be used as a question from one bystander to another (usually in public), in the attempt to determine the gender of a third person.



MOW
Acronym, noun. Morbidly obese woman. pr: mao.
Example:
Did you hear about the tragedy at Billy's 4th of July BBQ? He let a MOW out on the deck and the dang thing collapsed.

Dear god, look at the cankles on that MOW!


MOW
short for Men Only Whores
It is a game that, surprisingly anyone can play. It is a cross between golf and football. it is played of an unlevel field( with mountains and forests etc.) that is 2 football fields wide 2 football fields long. it is an 11 on 11 game. each team has 1 putter, 1 midranger, 1 driver, and 8 defenders. the putter has a putter, the driver has a driver, the midranger has a hockey stick, and the defenders have an assortment of anything from baseball bats to machetes. the object of the game is to find the ball ( which is like a golf ball except the size of a tennis ball) and get it into the hole in the middle of the field. there are numerous traps and pitfalls that most be avoided. the winning team gets to live.
Example:
guy: Dude Joe just finished playing MOW, he says that skylar fell into a pit of dirty hookers!
other guy: damn, that sucks. but if you're gonna die in MOW, thats definitely the best way to go.


MOW
MOW is an acroynm for "Make-Out-Whore". A MOW will meet at least one of these criteria:

1) A chick who does not put out and only exchanges saliva at the bar on a regular basis.
2) A girl who is always making out with random guys, but never taking them home.
Example:
Dude, the chick's a MOW. She won't go all the way.


mow mow
A catch phrase used predominantly in the southern Appalachians that can mean nearly anything but most commonly routine expressions which are easily interpreted like 'hello', 'yes' or 'thank you'. Context, intonation & non-verbal cues are often the key to interpreting actual meaning.
Example:
Roommate: Welcome home dude.
Other Roommate: Mow mow ('hey, it's been a long day and I'm too tired to use real words')

Person 1: Can you pass the gravy?
Person 2: Sure, here you go.
Person 1: Mow mow. Mmmm... mow mow! (Thank you... mmmm... hey that's good gravy!)


Mow Mow
When the male penis erects to such a length that it peeks out of the neck and or arm hole of a t-shirt, sweater or other article of clothing. Usually occurring during speaking to a female the penis proceeds to say "Mow Mow" and poke the female on any part of her body.
Example:
Sasha-So heather want to go see a movie with me some.... Mow Mow.
Heather-Umm no thanks.


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