MSU

Michigan State University. Found on the banks of the Red Cedar River in beautiful East Lansing, MI. Supporting a student population of over 45,000 it is the State of Michigan's largest academic institution.Michigan State was Founded in 1855 after the passage of the Morill Act (providing free parcels of land for new public institutions). MSU was the first university to come into existence this way and is referred to as the "pioneer land-grant institution." Known for its Division 1A sports teams, many top rated programs, and largest dormatory capacity in the nation, East Lansing can always be found on lists of America's best towns to live in for 18-24 year olds and lists of the nation's prettiest campuses.



MSU
Makin Shit Up! A liar, some one who for the joy of it tells out right blatant lies!
Example:
I call MSU!!! Your makin shit up!


MSU
To lose a sporting event or game by a humiliatingly lopsided score, especially in an important game or one with national visibility.
( pronounced "emm-ess-yew" )
Example:
EX: "How bogus we got crushed so bad by Stanford."
"I know, we totally MSU'd the Rose Bowl."

EX: "I can't believe we made it to the Championship Game. I hope we don't MSU it."


msu
Make shit up. The US ARCENT Intelligence Directorate modus operandi for any thing that needs an answer. This method is officially approved by the US ARCENT Chief of Staff.
Example:
Maj Wilson: "What's the enemy force disposition in the Rich Mountain Province?"

SPC Cowan: "Sir, the Alovian army has approximately 14,000 mechanized infantry troops in defensive positions through out the region."

Maj Wilson: "WTF? Where did you get that number?"

SPC Cowan: "MSU, sir."


MSU Mankato
A cesspool of jocks, douchebags, alcoholics and pretentious whores generally from the Twin Cities/Twin Cities area suburbs. Anyone can generally get in, as it has one of the lowest average ACT admission scores in the country. Mankato, while having little to offer as a city, also has one of the highest STD rates in the country. Aforementioned jocks, douchebags, alcoholics and whores generally accomplish nothing in their four years except minors, DUIs, and sub-2.0 GPAs.
Example:
"Hey brah, let's spend all of our money on shitty domestic beer to get shitfaced on a Tuesday night!" - Typical MSU Mankato student

"I REALLY want to date a guy who respects me and is ambitious." - Shallow MSU Mankato whore who sleeps around with alcoholics and convicts, yet pretends to want a "genuine" guy to save face.


MSU Syndrome
When a person is mentally retarded but decides to be a pretentious, know it all who has no flaws; and always want to point out the flaw of others. When someone is a complete moron but decides to talk as if they were the one smart enough to teach Albert Einstein quantum physics. A trend following zombie that is to busy to keep up with viral trends till the state of lose of all self individuality. Can be related with the stereotypical attitude of the average Student of MSU (Located in Shah Alam, Malaysia).
Example:
Person 1: "Hey man, I have seen you in forever! You still living in Shah Alam.?"
Person 2: "No, I moved. Shah Alam has too many people with MSU Syndrome. How do you even put up with living that close to dumb asses?"


MSU sucks
a phrase that can be used to describe any institution whose names can be described with the letters "msu"; however, most specifically and most commonly used to describe Michigan State University, the largest educational institution with the name "msu" and one of the largest universities on earth

a terrible education, horrible weather, awful food, terrible faculty/teaching staff, bad location, and utterly ignorant and culturally and socially handicapped population dominate this unfortunate result of misuse of government educational funding.

having a gestapo parking code enforcement brigade also contributes to the overall misery index of Michigan State University aka MSU, as students, faculty, staff and visitors alike are constantly threatened by the spectre of going bankrupt thanks to draconian, orwellian and kafkaesque over-enforcement of petty parking ordinances.

MSU is also well known and documented for being the shining example of a campus that boasts a "diverse, ethnically and culturally mixed" population, that is however, segregated to a point of even making natural born U.S. citizens that are minorities feel as they are in the confederate south, de facto Jim Crow laws included. this segregation is a result of the ignorance of the small town hick students who dominate the bulk of the undergraduate population. these sad individuals, despite their fairly northern location in the united states, have taken it upon themselves to remind everyone of color that prejudice has a warm, loving home in the deep north of the continental usa.

MSU is also home to some fairly racist faculty, who boast of their ignorance and narrow mindedness openly. good luck if you're a minority who has the misfortune of having one of these miserable rednecks as a teacher for a hard class.

racism, de facto segregation, and overall ignorance are not the only social ills of MSU. alcoholism, drug abuse, violence, arson and an overall cultural malaise also hamper any sane minded individuals attempt at drawing an objective analysis and description of this miserable campus.

sheer admisnistrative disorganization also obliterates any ability for students to make a time efficient schedule:
students attending class in a certain academic building often find themselves having to walk over a mile in the snow to attend a co-requisite class in an absurdly placed location at the other end of campus.

mis-locating classes, complete lack of snow removal, and contempt by the administration for respect of the student body's time often result in a student walking several miles out of their way in the freezing cold of michigan and wasting several hours simply b/c whoever designed the course schedule simpy didnt bother to place similar classes together at similar locations and time frames.

the reasons why MSU sucks are infinite and its benefits are limited at best. what has been illustrated here in the above descriptions is not even a snowflake at the the tip of the iceberg; to fully list ALL the reasons why "msu sucks" would take more network space than urban dictionary is probably willing to devote to one simple definition.

As an alumni who holds 3 seperate and distinct degrees from MSU with close to a decade of on-campus experience, I can honestly say that I agree with anyone who says "MSU SUCKS"
Example:
"did you decide where to go to college?"

"anywhere but msu, because msu sucks"

"how was your msu experience?"

"it was hell froze over, literally"

"did you get to class on time?"

"how the hell could I? the sidewalks had a foot of snow and I had to walk a mile to get there"

"how was that professor?"

"worst one yet"

"are you coming to the store with me?"

"I can't afford it, the parking tickets are making me go bankrupt"


Chemistry Department - MSU
Perhaps the most fucked up academic institution in the world. Professors have free reign to verbally and emotionally constantly insult their students and make their lives hell. Basic human rights such as sleep and food become a luxury to a student in chemistry at Montana State University. Often students are forced to down massive amounts of caffeine and riddilin to keep up. Typical masters degrees take 4-6 years to obtain and PhDs typically take 6-9 years.
Example:
The Chemistry Department - MSU is hell


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