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Mormanizer

A player amongst LDS church that can easily hold hands with all the LDS and non LDS he chooses. Looked up to by many younger male LDS but despised and ridiculed by non LDS. The Mormanizer rarely progresses to the first base but still hits the ball every time, getting all the way home or in more general terms getting laid is unheard of and has yet to be recorded in history as of this date.

Morman

by CrystalCheese on Apr 13, 2018 11:10:48

A religious group that sends 2 people to your door every month until you move out of Utah.

Example:
The mormans are here again!

mormanity

by Master Zula on Jun 27, 2011 16:30:36

Another word for mormanism, just a little offensive.

Example:
i liked you until you converted to Mormanity! This is Insanity!

morman

by Melnyk on Nov 29, 2007 04:59:44

Alternative spelling for the Mormon religion.

Example:
"That guy is such a morman."
"Don't you mean mormon?"
"That's what I said."

morman

by Melnyk on Nov 29, 2007 05:04:35

Mormon person who is also a man.

Example:
"You're such a morman."
"I'm catholic."

morman

by simon.t on Jun 08, 2005 19:02:01

a faith followed by book written by a guy that translated out of a hat from golden plates. who wouldnt show anyone else because he was commanded so.. re-wrote the book and it was different to the original copy, IRONIC???

Example:
Hi, im a morman, i believe that morman is a swell religion!!! NOT

morman

by Robert Watt on Jun 06, 2005 04:35:31

Tiny civilized religious people who have different ways of believing in God and Jesus because there grumpy little bastards! They can only said the word "morman"

Example:
look at those morman's what a load of douche bags!

Morman

by angus macfarlane on Mar 17, 2007 00:45:57

the idea when being a matyr to have more virgins than you need you give them to others to have that is it in a nutshell

Example:
i was a morman when satan tried to kill me so i gave them away to other people and had multiple sexual partners

morman soak

by CShady on Jul 13, 2015 12:56:01

The act of sticking ones penis into a vagina and allowing it to sit there, without thrusting for the entire encounter, thus "soaking" the penis. Used mostly by Morman teenagers who do not want to have true intercourse before marriage.

Example:
Morman 1: I heard Brigham and Nephi snuck into the second floor bathroom and got a good 30 min Morman Soak.
Morman 2: They've only been dating for three months! I cannot believe they're soaking already

Dirty morman

by TBone0808 on Jul 04, 2017 11:36:53

When a man is banging two or more chicks and insists that they call him Joseph Smith the whole time.

Example:
Bro, I totally pulled a dirty morman with those three chicks last night. *high five to follow

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