second wife
Chronologically, the marital partner between first and third wives. Not to be confused with the hot chick at the office your current wife accuses you of wanting to bang (aka
office wife). Historically, the second wife is the
rebound relationship after dissolution of the first marriage and often your first wife’s best friend. Known in your
friend circle as the chick who is blessed with heavenly fucking skills but also a nanny for your shared custody of your kids. General life shelf of the second wife is 5-7 years though this time frame can be extended if she comes equipped with a trust fund or unplanned inheritance.
Second wife energy
by QuailRN on Jul 13, 2022 23:25:06
You know it when you see one. She has no problem going after a married man and has many of the following:
A kardashian sounding voice, Botox, lip injections, often blonde hair, expensive workout gear, fake tits,
overconfidence and a readiness to
swoop in when things are rocky
Example:
Oof- did you see that girl ‘hiking’ with a full face of makeup and her hair done in her pink sports bra and breast implants? MAJOR
SWE—
second wife energy
second ex wife
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx on Jun 21, 2020 20:18:29
the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning
you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your
third wife will
take away when she divorces you.