Mac

Name of your average day pussy destroyer



Mac
actually a word that indicates hood power of a gangster(specially afro-american), his command in crack dealing, slut management, he runs an entire industry related to local gangster crimes.
Example:
Mac daddy( a gang head), Mac thang (a firm of gangsters)


Mac
Mac is a guy who is very caring and sweet. He is a huge flirt but when he is with a girl he isn’t very loyal. He is usually pretty tall with beautiful blue eyes. He has a great sense of humor and he loves to make other people laugh. He has a hard life but never shows it. He masks it over with a smile. ( with a beautiful smile. Like I’m not kidding the best smile ever ) he does get very jealous tho, but it’s really cute. He is strong and very handsome ... he won’t ever think twice before standing up in what he believes in if you ever come Across a Mac don’t leave him you will regret it.
Example:
Mac. Your amazing.


Mac
n. 1. anti-trendy trend. 2. source for smugness. See hybrid cars.

If one is looking for a piece of crap to try to help their image, and thus become smug, one should buy a Mac. Because no one sees a Mac user that doesn't try to show everyone that they own a Mac. However, there are a lot of people who buy Macs. In fact, it is a trend. Wait, aren't trends what Mac users seem to try to avoid? Then what's with this trend that they are following? Nice rebellion. Someone needs to create a new company to be an alternative to PCs and Macs, because Macs are a trend, so all those Mac users will have a new anti-trendy trend to follow.
Example:
I own a Mac, which makes me hip and not a follower of trends, which is the reason I am smug towards non-Mac users, even though many other people Mac users too, so it actually is a trend, which makes me a retard.


Mac
The token asian dude in the Doom movie who you know is gonna die and no one gives a shit about, who doesnt even speak the same language and is just left behind to protect the dude in the wheelchair who gets more lines than him, and in the end just gets his head cut off and no one even comments on it.
Example:
"Who the fuck is Mac?"


Mac
A computer created by the evil space empire (also known as Apple Inc).
This computer is designed to suck misfits, tree-huggers, and losers into their evil mind-control scheme, with their shiny GUI and their impression of owning the fastest computers, and most of all, their horrible one-button mouse. Before you know it the Macbots will be going on PC websites and mindlessly raving about how much better Macs are. These people are often spotted praying to Steve Jobs before sleeping, asking him to make their lives better.
Example:
1. PC user: I heard you got a new computer. What are its specs?
Macbot: Uhhh, specs?
PC user: You know, RAM, Processor speed, Hard drive capacity, that kind of stuff.
Macbot: BRAIN OVERLOAD! *Head explodes*

2.Macbot: My new Mac is so cool, it even has a hard drive! YEAH!


Mac
A useless excuse of an operating system, far inferior to Windows.

Users are turn into brainwashed Mac fanboys and are constantly spamming up everything technical with mac propaganda.

Less stable, less popular, and less functional than Windows, contrary to the stereotypical representation conveyed by "Get a Mac" or "Switch" ads.

Mac Lovers say they look better, but it makes no difference in performance, and costs too much for anyone to buy.
Example:
Dan: I need a computer
Bill: How about getting a mac? It's 9001x better than Windows, and it looks better.
Dan: I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSE'S LAST ****.

Luigi: I have a mac. I am far superior to all of you.
Mario: Go away, I don't have time to argue with you, you're just wasting my time, AGAIN.
Luigi: Do you know that macs are 3.14% better than the Windows ..........


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