Lynbrook
The only high school in the country that has its own stereotypes.1.The "jocks/cheerleaders" are losers who everyone hates, and are usually the only white people, but still pull off straight
B's. They think they're popular because of all the high school movies they watch, but they're so stupid that they keep forgetting that they go to
LHS. No one even pretends to like these assholes and sluts.2. Then you have the nerds who make other school nerds look retarded. Some of them get into pre-calc
freshman year.3. Then you have the "emos/goths", who wear black nike t-shirts and have never even touched a knife, and also get
straight A's.4. After that comes the posers, which is half of the school, which are really just nerds dressed up like mexicans.5.Then there's the athletes, who make it to
varsity sports freshman year and still pull of a
4.0 GPA. These are the kind of people who are guaranteed a fucking spot in
Stanford.6. Last, and least, you have the douchebags. These are the people who don't do anything, smoke weed, and will probably end up having even worse lives than the jocks will.
Lynbrook
by SteyrKat on Feb 02, 2006 14:05:33
Lynbrook, a high school located in the city of
Cupertino. Population possibly 70% Asian, 18% Caucasian, 8% Hispanic, 4% black. Most students have nothing better to do than do homework, study, play video games, or go out with friends. Full of valedictorians, but also some druggies. Asians are a regular sight at Lynbrook. You can't turn a corner of a building without seeing another asian.
Long time rival with
Monta Vista, because all high schools need enemies. Common insults are "joo
suxor MV" and "joo suxor
LHS".
NOT full of losers. Most of the time students encourage sportsmanship and support. Freshman are not picked on as much as other high schools or the typical stereotype.
REALLY small school, comparatively with Monta Vista. Low budget because of
the Governator. Can't use own football field lights because neighbors get pissed. Can run across campus without even breaking a sweat or getting lost. As of the 2006 Lynbrook football team:
LHS owned MV in JV, MV owned LHS in Varsity.
NO Chinese as a language class. NO Japanese 5 AP. Okay wireless internet access. Okay school spirit.
Fob nation.
Example:
Ever since
the dawn of time, God appeared from the heavens and proclaimed, "
Monta Vista shall forever be the
adversary of Lynbrook." And it was to be.
Lynbrook
by Joey Jager on Feb 25, 2009 07:38:53
Home of the
few the proud the Jamaica skaters, smoking in tofu parking lot, and eating at
elegante. If you've ever been to
lynbrook were home to the only white castle on the LIRR.
Lynbrook
by John X. on Dec 09, 2005 14:10:12
Pretty good school in California. Always scores lower than
Monta Vista and
Paly. Full of asian's who think they are uber popular (seeing as they make up like 70% of the school).
to pull a
lynbrook is to act popular and fail
Lynbrook
by SteyrKat on Jan 26, 2006 14:49:05
Lynbrook, a high school located in the city of
Cupertino. Population possibly 70% Asian, 18% Caucasian, 8% Hispanic, 4% black. Most students have nothing better to do than do homework, study, play video games, or go out with friends. Full of valedictorians, but also some druggies. Asians are a regular sight at Lynbrook. You can't turn a corner of a building without seeing another asian.
Long time rival with
Monta Vista, because all high schools need enemies. Common insults are "joo
suxor MV" and "joo suxor
LHS".
NOT full of losers. Most of the time students encourage sportsmanship and support. Freshman are not picked on as much as other high schools or the typical stereotype.
REALLY small school, comparatively with Monta Vista. Low budget because of
the Governator. Can't use own football field lights because neighbors get pissed. Can run across campus without even breaking a sweat or getting lost. As of the 2006 Lynbrook football team:
LHS owned MV in JV, MV owned LHS in Varsity.
NO Chinese as a language class. NO Japanese 5 AP. Okay wireless internet access. Okay school spirit.
Fob nation.
Example:
Ever since
the dawn of time, God appeared from the heavens and proclaimed, "
Monta Vista shall forever be the
adversary of Lynbrook." And it was to be.
lynbrook
by mvstudent on Feb 02, 2005 07:11:02
an average school that, every year, gets their ass kicked by
monta vista in just about every single sport ever invented.
9 out of 10 lynbrook students have been
screwed anally at least twice (even the guys).
Example:
1.
we (
monta vista) went to lynbrooks XC meet and chewed their asses to a pulp.
They were crying when we were finished with them and they were begging us to stop.
2.
mv guy: haha u guys had your asses handed to you. now i will have to give you a
mushroom slap and bang you anally.
lynbrook guy: *sniff* okay please be nice *sniff*
**
whimpering noises**
lynbrook
by heh on Feb 02, 2005 07:07:20
A school filled with morons who can't do jack and nerds who don't kno shit. He-Shes all around, too many
chodes. Girls there STUFF THEIR
BRAS XO XO XO.
Example:
Lynbrook's GPA is balanced between the
hopeless geeks and the hopeless cracks
In the land of lynbrook the guys are mad and their girlfriends are
prude