Marlboro
Often pronounced "mahr-broh".Marlboro is a cigarette brand, perhaps the most famous of all those cig brands out there, like Newport, Camel,
Pall Mall, Winston, and all those other millions of brands.Marlboro comes in red (normal tobacco), blue (
mentholated), white (not as strong as
marb red), and their new No.27 (which tastes a lot like marb red).
Marlboro
by DaTruthHurts_Doesn't It? on Feb 03, 2011 04:19:16
A town in New Jersey where people think they are so cool. All of the people are either asians, or obnoxious rich kids who drink and smoke because they think they are older than they really are. Obnoxious girls jump in people's faces screaming "LLAMMASS!", and they drink and hang out with
older people who take advantage of them. The guys think they are the best and think they are so hot because they are on a basketball team which isn't hard to make. They go around asking people to hook up because they think they are hot, but usually only one girl who is desperate says yes. They are actually really immature and need to grow up. Girls with boyfriends flirt with
other boys, and the guys do the same.
a town with backstabbing bitches who put tons of makeup on and make out with boys
starting at the age of 10
Example:
I'm gonna go get drunk even though I am only in
seventh grade! HEHE , GO
MARLBORO
_______
ONLY MARLBORO HAS DRAMA, I WANNA MOVE OUT
NO YOU BITCH, EVERY PLACE IS GOING TO HAVE SOME
DRAM@
Marlboro
by ---D! on Aug 12, 2008 02:21:46
A materialistic town in New Jersey where clothes matter more than the person wearing them. Everyone is stereotypical and doesn't bother getting to know anyone if their clothes aren't from Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, etc. etc. Wear anything black and you're immediately classified as emo or goth until college.
Cliques are common, too.
The bottom line: Wear
nice clothes, don't say anything stupid, and you'll be fine.
Marlboro
by Jessicabitchy on Nov 15, 2009 11:52:08
A town In Jersey where MOST of the kids are spoiled rotten. Everyone is rich and lives in a mansion here. Drama is infested here because no one is happy with their lives so they mess someone elses up. In this town kids are wannabees and think theyre cool if they have the new Juicy bag. MATERIAL is a girls bestfriend here. The guys are all jerks. Most girls are skanks PULL YOUR PANTS UP OR YOUR SHIRT DOWN. Pot grows on trees, you can find it pretty much anywhere. The cops are like at every corner and give you tickets for anything. The
Freehold Mall is where themmm gangsters be at oh i meann those rich jewish boys who
WANT TO BE GANGSTER *go to Trenton and do this lets see if you get beat up * WHERE CHELSEA ROTH & HER NINE
GROUP THINK THEY OWN THE PLACE. well guess what girliess yahh dont its NOT YOUR TOWN!
Example:
Amanda Vanderstar: hey chelss lets ask daddy to take up to florida in are
jets and while were at it lets start drama by making fun of
the kids who dont have as much money as us in Marlboro
Marlboro
by bunnyrose111 on Apr 01, 2011 04:47:42
A town in New Jersey that's filled with rich, snobs who only care about themselves. Almost all the girls are sluts (seriously, pull up your shirts, I don't wanna see your boobs), and all they care about is their clothing and how rich they are. If you aren't rich or like the same things or shop at the same places, you're labeled a dumb, stupid weirdo. They could care less about you, are never true friends, and try to exclude people to purposely ruin their life, and then admit to wanting to ruin people's lives. The guys are asses who all wear
Ed Hardy and act like they're so awesome, and think they never have to do anything and that they're the shit. Everyone lives in mansions and only cares about their money.
Don't go there, 'cause all it is is a
stink hole filled with rich snobs who only care about money, do drugs, get drunk, and have boyfriends, all starting in
5th grade.
Example:
Example 1:
Rich snob girl: OMG, look at her. She's not wearing Abercrombie, or
Forever21, or Hollister. What a loser. She's not coming with us to get drunk and get high.
Example 2:
Rich Guido Jackass Guy: Wow, what a loser. That guy over there isn't wearing
Ed Hardy, and he doesn't want to frickin get stoned or go out.
Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey, I'm moving to Marlboro! I'm so sad!
Girl 2: Noo! You can't move there! It's filled with rich asses who only care about themselves!
Marlboro
by kimmy t on Jul 07, 2009 03:25:50
Marlboro, New Jersey is.....
Were people are mostly Asian (chinese, korean Inidan,
Pakistanian) they are also either Italian or Jewish. You either live in a over priced mcmansion, a suburban home or farmland. If you are preppy smoke pot or crystal meth or do heroine or drink vodka or beer; you are popular.
Marlboro is known for
bitchy people from new york city with lots of money, who think they are better than you.
Marloro is about 10-15 minutes away from the jersey shore, 30 min away from new york and about an hour away from philidelphia
Example:
Person One: Hey
mann wanna do
math homework?
Person Two: Your
not cool, im going to the party tonight to get drunk and high! this is Marlboro!
Marlboro
by insertanawsomenanehere on Apr 28, 2009 00:00:37
Town in New York. When you say you live there, people will always first ask if the cigarettes come from this town (no) or if you're talking about
Marlboro, New Jersey.
The town has more apple trees per 6 feet than people per square mile. Commutes are commonly halted by tractors and annoying people driving slowly to look at the "pretty fall colors." Saying something is Marlboro is synonymous with calling something redneck.
Its population is mainly white rednecks and about 3/4 of its vehicles are pickup trucks. "Town" consists of a
pizza place, hotel/bar, gas station, and a deli. Most of the industries in the town have been owned by the same
five families for years and incest is of common speculation.
Most people that grew up in this town will say they hated living here, but deep down they're really just lying to themselves. It wasn't THAT bad people...
Example:
Person at
SUNY New Paltz: So where are you from?
Me: Marlboro.
Person: Oh, is that like where they make the cigarettes??
Me: Sigh.. no.
Person: Oh wait, I think ive heard of it now. Its near
Palisades in NJ, right.
Me: No, I'm from Marlboro, New York.
Person: Oh. I've
never heard of it then. Wheres it at?
Me: Its 10 miles from campus, right down the road!!
Person: What is?
Me: Marlboro!!!
Person: Oh, like the cigarettes?
Me: >_>