count chocula

a more badass vampire than edward cullen.



count chocula

by Tinkerbelll on Apr 29, 2004 06:34:46

Count chocula is possibly the most wonderful thing that has ever been invented, packaged, and sold to the general public. Crunchy, delightful, delicious, it is the only thing that keeps me alive.
Example:
i love count chocula


count chocula

by Erik K on Dec 04, 2006 12:55:49

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.
Example:
that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!


Count Chocula

by real tik tok on Jan 16, 2011 17:20:52

Count Chocula is one of the many aliases for Peruvian hitman Alberto-Fonz. He is well known for his many identities and nicknames that include, Count Chocula, Little Mexican Kid, Berty Dozen, Nosferatu, Dracula, and McGruff the Crime Dog. He engages in many illegal activities that give infamy to his name, these include drug trafficking, contract killing, sucking blood from people, and sucking the fun, joy, and laughter from anything that is considered enjoyable. He also participates in many legal occupations such as cereal mascot, farting all over the fucking place, being a crime dog (due to his keen sense of smell), and hanging out with people that are way cooler than him (I.E. those of partial Belgian descent). Alberto is also known for his extreme strength and his ability to tell jokes that have absolutely no humor what soever. He is especially known for his membership in the "Virgin Squad" (for which he is expected to be a member of for the rest of his life). If seen with Alberto you may want to consider suicide because you have no friends at all. Best precaution to avoid Alberto is to not be Mexican, have no friends (he only hangs out with people he knows are cooler than him), and not going to school.
Example:
That Count Chocula goes hard... as shell.


The Count Chocula

by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist on Nov 29, 2018 00:30:35

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
Example:
"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula


Count Choculas Surprise

by Count Cockula on Oct 10, 2019 01:54:07

The act of freezing your dick in chocolate, then filling your mouth up with milk, and when fucking your girl with your chocolate dick you surprise her by spewing milk all over her body...
Example:
“Dude I gave my girl a Count Choculas Surprise last night and she never saw it cumming”


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