Meyerpire
A vampire in Twilight.
The are not real vampires because...
They sparkle in the sun, not burn.
The NEVER sleep.
They can only die by being cut up and burned (what?). Make sure you burn them because otherwise they'll put themselves back together.
They're worst enemies are werewolves (which are also not real werewolves... they turn into wolves. And back. And that's it. No full moon or anything...)
They can be "vegetarians".
And more!
The are not real vampires because...
They sparkle in the sun, not burn.
The NEVER sleep.
They can only die by being cut up and burned (what?). Make sure you burn them because otherwise they'll put themselves back together.
They're worst enemies are werewolves (which are also not real werewolves... they turn into wolves. And back. And that's it. No full moon or anything...)
They can be "vegetarians".
And more!