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dry bones

It is pretty much the skeletal remains of a turtle which debuted in super mario bros.3 which is reanimated and pretty much portrayed as a zombie. In the 90s, The apearances of Dry Bones was relatively low, and many people felt it was the end of the baddies era. However,in recent years and games, Dry Bones has been welcomed back into Mario games and not neccesarily as an enemy. He is a playable character in the newest Mario Party game (8). In fact, Dry bones is arguably the most popular character to play as in Mario Kart DS. DRY BONES IS THE SHIT!

dry bones

by Joseph Oliva on Feb 08, 2008 10:16:32

Originally a skeletal minion in the Mario games that would continue to come back to life. But could also describe a female (preferably ugly and skeletal in appearance) with whom you have had an intended short relationship and she will continue to show up awkwardly everywhere.

Example:
Yo, that chick that I hooked up with. Shes freakin dry bones, she keeps popping up everywhere.

Dry Bones

by Brook Park Runner on Oct 23, 2008 08:52:34

The most basic way to describe Dry Bones is a Zombie Koopa.
A better description is a skelaton Koopa that is extremly hard to kill and comes back to life if not killed in a certain way. There usually found in bowsers castle or underground

Example:
Mario jumps on a dry bones and walks away, before he makes it to the end of the screen the bones start to shake and BAM instant dry bones

Dry Bone

by GilaMonsteron on Dec 31, 2007 12:19:21

Getting a dry socket from oral sex.

Example:
No oral sex after wisdom teeth surgery, you dont wanna dry bone like your mom!

Dry Bone

by Vegas on Mar 24, 2003 14:25:17

To Fuck without lubricants

Example:
She wanted me to use the KY, but i'd rather "Dry Bone" her browneye.

Dry Bone

by Randy Savage's Bitch on Oct 25, 2005 10:06:31

The act of penetrating a vagina or anus without prior foreplay (human skin-on-skin contact) or lubrication.

Example:
Ok, so I'd had a beer or two. On my way home, kebab in hand, I called in on an 'old friend'. Having spent my energies devouring the stale kebab, I revealed my boner and penetrated the walls of her superdry cobwebbed vagina. It was the first skin on skin contact we had made. We didn't even pass one word of conversation. I went home.

eg: Simon and Sharon both agreed there was more moisture in the single tear rolling down her cheek than there had been throughout the 30 minute dry bone session.

Remember kids, a tub of vasoline is easily available from the local drugstore. this simple precaution vastly reduces your chances of encountering the dry bone

eg:
Lucy: "Boots are doing a speical offer on vasoline, its 2-for-1!"
Cecile: "Thanks all the same, but I'm a dry bone kinda gal!"

Dry Bones

by DaveyLarr on May 05, 2011 20:17:16

A task or undertaking which is boring or dull. Which makes you question life, your job, and your own existence.

See Bone Dry

Example:
Colleague: "My boss just asked me to check through a 64,000 row spreadsheet"
Me: "Shit man, that's some dry bones"

Friend: "My fiancé wants me to help out with the wedding invitations".
Me: "Dry...."
Friend: "...Bones."

Dry Bones

by jaydeelife on Oct 13, 2023 16:52:26

a turt that go skert

Example:
Dry Bones hit me with a fucking banana

bone dry

by little blake on May 23, 2008 07:56:10

Bone dry is a phrase commonly used to describe any person that is any of the following: twisted, wasted, high, fucked, trippin, shroomin, ripped, comatose, smashed and general retardedness of any non handicap persons. See also several advanced states including but not limited to; bonemotherfuckingdry, megabone, comabone and at times soberbone.

Example:
"Dude! You just fell on your face! Your bone dry!"

"Some bonemotherfuckingdry jackass forgot my shoes."

"Dude is Casey megabone already? We just got here!"

"I can't remember last night, I must have been comabone"

"Some soberbone guy just gave me to much change, lets get bone."

Bone Dry

by DaveyLarr on May 05, 2011 20:06:10

A person, subject or situation which is dull, tiresome, boring, mundane - causing the sufferers to sigh, raise their heads to the sky, and wish they were anywhere else but here or with this person.

Example:
That meeting achieved nothing, it was pointless and wasted my life, it was bone dry.

Conversations with Jeffry are painful, he is bone dry.

My job is bone dry.

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