the Heisman

Noun: A rejection given to a member of the opposite sex, a job, or anything no longer wanted. Named after the Heisman trophy, which depicts a football player giving a stiff-arm block to a tackle.



Heismanned
To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.
Example:
Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!


the heisman
the Heisman is a reference(the Heisman trophy being the most prestigious trophy in college football, see picture)of a boy/ or girl getting rejected while attempting to talk, dance, flirt or any sort of contact with another person
Example:
"Damn you hit that?"... "Nah she gave me the Heisman but thats cool".


The Heisman
The act of putting your hand up when someone begins to speak to you "blocking" their conversation, explaining you have something else to do, then walking away. Best done after you have told that person something that invites a response.
Example:
Jerry told me he likes our chances in Olympic Hockey finals this year, he asked me if I thought the team was strong then three words into my response, he gave me The Heisman. Said he had to shit.


heisman
1. a direct and impersonal rejection of a sexual overture, pass, or advance.

2. a skillful dodging of an impending and usually negative engagement or interaction.
Example:
"She gave him the heisman when he smiled over his martini."

"I heismanned my boss yesterday when he approached me about those TPS coversheets and reports."


Heisman
Its 4th and Goal and you are mid-wipe about to finish your growler in a public restroom. The stall door abruptly opens due to the fact the door was unlocked, thus causing you to put your other hand out to block the door from being opened. With one hand in mid-wipe mode and the opposing hand giving the straight arm to the door you find yourself in the proverbial Heisman Trophy position.
Example:
Dude, I had to squeeze one out before my flight at the Airport today and the lock on the stall door was broken. Someone tried to walk in right as I was getting ready to wipe so I had to give him the Heisman.


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