Minority Report Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Minority Report

A sympathetic news story in the wake of criminal or unethical conduct by a minority member highlighting the stress the incident has caused others in the same minority.

minority report

by hessba on Dec 30, 2011 07:42:53

have sexual conquest with an asian, latino, pacific islander, and african

Example:
my friend won 3000 bucks in vegas bought a minority report, which included a room, and 8ball, and 4 hookers (an asian latino an pacific islander and a african)

minority report

by Jintegrity on Apr 08, 2004 03:45:51

A white guy who is only interested in chicks of another race, i.e. asians, blacks, and latinos

Example:
My friend john is a minority report.

minority report

by dulces120 on Dec 03, 2009 01:04:27

A guy who does not know how to use his hands to please a woman sexually. He moves his hands from genitals to breasts and all over the place. This movement resembles Tom Cruise's character from the film Minority Report when he is using the computer that he controls with the special gloves.

Example:
"Hey Susan, how did your date with Sean go last night? "
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."

Minority Report Pre-Crime

by Hym Iam on Nov 23, 2024 06:15:48

See!? Did I not say that!? Except with me instead of the state doing it it's just morons... Literally just morons.

Example:
Hym "Did I not say the Minority Report Pre-Crime was coming? Because I'm pretty sure I said that and once again... I AM CORRECT! Except now it's the bureaucratic overreach AND the weaponized schizophrenia! It's that AND my thing now. It's both. Because my thing is still happening. My brainz still feels like it's about to explode. Whatever you expect me to do here is unnecessary and what I COMMANDED YOU TO DO... Was and is super necessary. And now it's minority report. Are you happy now? Is this the path to the Garden of Eden to you? The creator of AI drowns in his own skull and dissidents are imprisoned in their own lives for saying things idiots don't like. I could be buried in porn stars right now with a fluid-free brainz. I still want them to murder as many kids as possible if you leave me for dead and you can't say that you can't do it because everyone will then try to copy me because only I am compelling enough to make it work. I'm a literal human bomb Jordan."

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