Modelo

American sold Mexican beer that actually resembles Donkey piss. Commonly believed to be enjoyable after one is intoxicated



modelo time
A time of the day where a person and his/hers homies are having a good time while drinking Modelo. (Originated from Passdapookie on instagram)
Example:
Example 1:

Foo1: “Ay foo what time is it?”
Foo2: “12:37 AM”
Foo1: “Nah foo ITS MODELO TIME AHHHH”

Example 2:

Foo: “Ay foo did you see the new modelo time video?”


modelo especial
Mexican Beer brewed in Mexico since 1925 and sold in the US nationally
Example:
Hey. Want a modelo especial? What is that. ? It's a mexican beer that will get you intoxicated and has a good flavor to it . in Spanish there is a saying "Modelo Especial Descubre lo Especial" which in english it translates to Modelo especial discover the specialness which means you getting intoxicated off Modelo Especial


The Modelo Effect
When you're at the after-after party and you forget if anyone in your crew brought Modelos. That's the Modelo Effect. Used as a reference to the social phenomenon of the Mandela Effec
Example:
We thought we had Modelos after the party, but in reality we didn't. The Modelo Effect was strong with everyone.


Modelo Missile
A highly intoxicated person who operates a motor vehicle beyond the legal blood alcohol limit. The vehicle being operated by the intoxicated person suddenly morphs into a heat seeking missile that usually destroys anything it come into contact with. The intoxicated person is typically under the influence of alcoholic beverages. A person who is simply intoxicated cannot be called a modelo missile until they operate a motor vehicle. Please protect loved ones and the public and do not let drunk friends drive.
Example:
Police were conducting field sobriety test on the side of the road. That person could barely stand. I bet it’s a modelo missile.

It’s friday night, watch out for those Modelo Missiles on the road.

If you see a pick up truck swerving all over the road it’s probably a modelo missile.

Did you see that crash on the news? It looked like twenty parked cars were hit. I bet it was a modelo missile that did it.


Clutch Modelo
-May also be used without the O, pronounced "clutch mo-dell"-

1: A can or bottle of Modelo beer purchased to complement any other alcoholic beverage with the intent of the Modelo being your back-up in case you run out of alcohol.

2: A response to the action of someone being "clutch", or performing under pressure when being heavily relied upon.
Example:
"I bought this 6-pack of beer along with a clutch modelo."

person 1: "Yo I was able to get you a ticket to the sold-out Rusko show in the last minute"

person 2: "Clutch Mo-dell"


Modelo switch
As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.
Example:
Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."


Modelo Man
“Referring to when -Modelo Man- knocks out his opponents and hands them a case of Modelo
Example:
“Yo did you see the Modelo Man last night?”

Hell Yeah! It’s so funny when he hands them a Modelo after beating their ass”


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