THe Hammond

Hammond!/Hemmund/!Word said by Jeremy Clarckson when Hamster Fucks up.



Hammond
A type of electric organ, commonly used in churches, jazz, blues, funk and rock music. Popularized by rock acts as Deep Purple, ELP and Uriah Heep, it became a standard of heavy rock keyboard.
Example:
Keith Emerson and Jon Lord were baddest ass Hammond players


hammond
shut up hammond
Example:
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Hammond
As used in the act of Pulling a Hammond.

To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.

Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.
Example:
Joe pulled a Hammond last night with that hot waitress.


Hammondism
The act of pulling the first girl you see in a nightclub, preferably in Yorkshire. Also termed "going ugly early."

A term coined from the philosophy of Top Gear/Grand Tour presenter, Richard Hammond.
Example:
"The first girl who's breathing in-and-out , you walk up to her 'hiya love how you doing?' You pull. That's it, job done."

"A scholar of Hammondism, I see."


A Hammond
a poor play on words or a gay joke that is also poorly executed. often and only made by Hammond Lieu. He himself is possibly gay.
Example:
"Hey man are you going to game tonight."
"Only if you're there and I can suck some dick"
"what a Hammond..."

"DUDE you are so shit at this game!"
"ill smell.. YOUR shit"
"..wh-what...?"


Hammond
Pulling a Hammond, whereby someone of a much older age has a "physical" relationship with someone of a much younger age. Generally a teacher to student association.
Example:
Mike: That guy is like 40 years old
Patrick: Yea, he pulled a Hammond with that girl T Mac in our grade.
Mike: OH GROSS!
John: I know right


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