Morton

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Morton
A aphrodisiac from the South Pacific, reknown for it's rejuvenating qualities. Also slang for "love god"
Example:
"May really needs a bit of Morton inside her".

"I'd love a bit of that Morton"


Morton
A long-haired paedophile who seeks enjoyment from creeping on young girls and/or boys. He enjoys shouting his own name, and using this name in any (literally ANY) situation.
Example:
Ben: Have you seen that new kid at college?
Morton: No is he a Morton? He better not be Mortoning my Morton or else I'll Morton him.


Morton
A "Morton" is a common auto-text correction for "Moron" if misspelled. Particularly ironic when the person calling another a "Moron" fails to recognize the error and looks like a "Moron" themselves.
Example:
CJ: "You are such a Morton!"
CJ : "Oh Sh*t*...I mean moron! lol"
Shel : "Riiiight...right back at you babe..lol"


Morton
A nuisance, a festuring disease or growth contagious and painful. A danger to society. A threat. A thing or creature of most disgusting traits. A being of absolute disgust. Has a serious hatred for women. Negative attitude all the time. Destroys anything in its path or possession. Unloveable human like mammal. Smelly demonic like animal with no manners or feelings.
Example:
Close your Windows and lock your doors there was a Morton spotted a few miles outside of town.


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