Baudelaire

A beautiful family who suffers from great tragedy.- Bertrand- Beatrice- Violet- Klaus- Sunny- Beatrice II



Baudelaire
Verb -

When a man wraps his partner's hair around his penis and matsturbates; usually resulting in orgasm and messy hair.

Derives from Charles Baudelaire (1821-1867) who obtained sexual gratification from the smelly and sticky hair of his lover Jeanne Duval.
Example:
"Oh my God! I can't believe you just Baudelaired me!"

"I am so going to Baudelaire you, you naughty little minx."


violet baudelaire
1. A shrewd fourteen year-old inventor in the Series of Unfortunate Events saga.

2. Anyone having mad skills at making and/or fixing contraptions.
Example:
1. I've read all about Violet Baudelaire yesterday; she was quite clever at out-witting that Olaf dude.

2. Your friend Bryan sure is a Violet Baudelaire when it comes to fixing cellphones.


Klaus Baudelaire
A recently thirteen year old that loves to read and is a very intelligent person. His two sisters are Violet Baudelaire and Sunny Baudelaire. Hes reading skills have saved the three siblings from Count Olaf's clutches.
Example:
Klaus Baudelaire is reading.


sunny baudelaire
Sunny Bauldelaire is a three year old girl which appears in books named Series Of Unfortunate Events. She loves biting hard things and hates things that made loud noises. She only bites a person if she doesn't like that person.(Like Count Olaf) She has the sharpest teeth in the world. Sunny has good skills for cooking.
Example:
Sunny Baudelaire can use her teeth.


Beatrice Baudelaire
Mother of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire.

Married to Bertrand Baudelaire. (Deceased)

Once engaged to Lemony Snicket.

Perished in a terrible fire, destroying the Baudelaire Mansion, and making her children orphans.

Part of the Volunteer Fire Department.
Example:
Beatrice Baudelaire;

I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday.


vlone baudelaire
one of the hottest people on the social media app called tiktok bro istg he is so hot and he listens to Giveon like omg you need a man like vlone baudelaire
Example:
girl 1:hey who is that fine looking man over there

girl 2: oh that’s my bf vlone baudelaire


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