pilates
A form of torture created by
Pontius Pilate, the man who crucified the savior. It's not as easy as you might think. St. Paul was certified in Pilates and Advanced Spin. The original 12 wanted to emphasize diet (bread, wine, omega 3s from fish oil, etc.) This caused quite a schism as you might imagine. This went on for awhile, until the
Serfing craze caught on with the Barbarian invasion of Ringo, George, Cedric, and
Dagobert.
pilates
by jules X on Jan 25, 2004 11:03:04
The latest set of exercises that can make
you look really good if you work at them dilligently and suffer through some pain, but are marketed as "easy" and "fun" in books and
videotapes for the 25-50 female crowd.
Example:
Aerobics and
weights and
yoga all failed, but pilates has this weird
sounding name so maybe it's different and will work.
pilates
by Craig Riley on Mar 22, 2005 07:49:39
Example:
Oh my! The pilates have
raided my house and written mistranslated obsceneties all over my
walls!
pilate
by Tony Cipriani on Dec 31, 2003 14:43:12
pilate
by De Beauvoir's Boy on Jan 27, 2005 13:26:14
1. Governor of Judea.
2. Fictional character from Mel Gibson's
Passion of the Christ.
2. Member of a subversive movement that seeks to undermine the traditional naming of years in relation to Christ's life (i.e. BC and AD to
BCE and CE).
3. Guy who bitchslapped Christ, but not literally (i.e. other Romans actually did the
bitchslapping for him).
Example:
1. Hey look, there's that Roman guy
Pilate washing his hands compulsively.
2. Guy who wishes he had used the
stock option instead of salary pay in his film contract.
3. Pilate: Ya, ok, the son of God? Christ? You sure have some nerve calling yourself that. Tony,
Biagio, get this guy outta here.
pilations
by Big Tits Mcgee on Apr 16, 2004 10:17:05
Pilate
by spacedchipmunk on Oct 11, 2011 14:51:36
A Chinese Pirate.
Pronounced: Pie-leht! (Exclamation mark very important.)
15th Century Chinese Pirates : Bad-ass mothers pwning Ming dynasty trading ships and making everyone their bitches.
21st Century Chinese Pirates : Predominantly inbred layabouts taking a back seat
to Somali fishermen-come-terrorists. The
Somali pirates however have a lot to learn when negotiating with the U.S. Navy - U.S. Navy snipers 3,
Somali Pirates 0.
Common misconception: The term Pilot involves flying aircraft and has nothing to do with being a 'Pilate!'. Airborne piracy is notoriously difficult and if you fall overboard, it is often a long way down. On the plus side you do not need to learn how to swim. Ever.
ghetto pilates
by majortomSF on Sep 24, 2008 09:19:46
A variation of
pilates designed to
strengthen the abs and back, improve muscle control, and increase flexibility for spectacular marathon
lovemaking sessions.
Pontius Pilate
by seekeroftruth on Mar 22, 2009 04:34:22
Roman Judge at
the Trial of Jesus Christ. Ordered the execution of Jesus but did so very
reluctantly. Didn't believe Jesus conspired against Rome or committed
treasonous actions.
A "Pontius Pilate" would be a person forced to do something they don't want to.
Example:
Cop #1: I can't believe I had to give a man in a
Santa Suit a
DUI.
Cop #2: Haha, you are such a Pontius Pilate
Penis Pilates
by NidgeDFX on Jan 07, 2015 12:36:42