Morty

The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event



Morty
Fictional character from the TV series, Rick and Morty. He's Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.
Example:
Rick: Morty, listen I want you to take these nuts and shove them waaaay up your butthole. Got that?


Morty
A sexual act that entails a man/woman on the verge of death(or under perception of being close to death) receiving fellatio and being brought back to full health.
Example:
Andrew: Yo Tony! I was having a heart attack and Kiersten gave me a Morty

Tony:That sounds amazing did she put it between her breasts?

Andrew: She sure did


Morty
The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3

He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not smoking crack like a good boy.

Tells people of the legend of the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed ot do anything about it.
Example:
Morty bought more crack from Falner today.


Morty
Morty is the most boolin Motherfucker out there and he bools all day and all night. He's always boolin. He created "we boolin". He's the life of the boolfest. Simply put, he's a straight up bool of a man. The most important thing you need to know about Morty is that he lives for stupid shit!
Example:
Morty are you going to the boolfest? "Yktv ofc I'm going asshole 😂"


Morty
The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin
Example:
Dude were you in Adie's car today, Morty's pissssssed!


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