Morty
by applemanthingy on Aug 28, 2017 14:14:04
Fictional character from the TV series,
Rick and Morty. He's
Rick's companion in all their adventures. He's a lazy, incompetent kid who constantly thinks about sex, but he's useful if a genius like Rick has use for him. He's used to
block out brain waves stimulated by Rick's mind too.
Morty
by dumb.beyotch69 on May 07, 2020 02:11:12
Example:
Rick: "Morty, holy s**t
shut the f**k up"
Morty: "fine!!"
Morty
by RichardRyder69 on Feb 05, 2016 23:22:31
A sexual act that entails a man/woman on
the verge of death(or under
perception of being close to death) receiving
fellatio and being brought back to full health.
Example:
Andrew: Yo
Tony! I was having a heart attack and
Kiersten gave me a Morty
Tony:That sounds amazing did she
put it between her breasts?
Andrew: She sure did
Morty
by Oos! OMGWTFLMAO on Aug 12, 2004 07:19:51
The Ecruteak Gym Leader in Pokemon, who is UBER-HOT and looks like a stoner. :3
He trains ghost-type Pokemon when he's not
smoking crack like a good boy.
Tells people of the legend of
the Burnt Tower, which burned when he dropped a joint and the whole place went up but he was too slammed
ot do anything about it.
Morty
by Dafe4 on Jul 22, 2019 06:48:27
Morty
by Narisa on Sep 11, 2010 08:09:40
Morty
by A-D0G on Jun 25, 2020 14:58:35
Morty is the most
boolin Motherfucker out there and he
bools all day and all night. He's always boolin. He created "we boolin". He's the life of the boolfest. Simply put, he's a straight up
bool of a man. The most important thing you need to know about Morty is that he lives for stupid shit!
Example:
Morty are you going to the boolfest? "
Yktv ofc I'm going
asshole 😂"
Morty
by Mogludir on Sep 19, 2018 02:24:08
Example:
Guy 1: Wow, I got 5 out of
13 on that test.
Guy 2:
Jesus Ron, you really are a fucking Morty.
Morty
by Danthrax on Mar 17, 2004 00:59:34
The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud
creaking noise, referred to as a
dead guy trying to break out of his
coffin