Mucus

A synonym for slime or homie. Your mucus is someone you’re cool with. Popularised by Ski Mask The Slump God in the song Catch Me outside



cervical mucus
n.

A substance found inside a woman's vagina near her cervix that can either aid or impede insemination. When the mucus is dry and thick, it creates a barrier for sperm. When the mucus is moist and thin, it preserves and propels sperm.

Studies have shown that cervical mucus responds differently based on the genetic makeup of the sperm. It accepts the compatible sperm from a superior male and rejects the incompatible sperm from an inferior mate.
Example:
After testing my wife and I and confirming we were both fertile, our fertility doctor theorized that my wife's cervical mucus was rejecting my sperm because I was an inferior beta male. He suggested running a special test to see if an Alpha male like him could inseminate her. After my wife and I agreed, he knocked her up in one try. Thanks to the natural selection performed by my wife's cervical mucus we now have a cuck baby and I'm a chaste cuckold.


mucus trooper
An inconsiderate bastard who insists on coming to work with a cold or flu, thus infecting the rest of the workforce
Example:
I wouldn't have got this cold if he wasn't such a mucus trooper


Latest Searches

ugly ape, The Grand Theft Auto, Toronto Maple Leafs, VapoRub one out, Octopus Fuck Session, twenty20, jameling, eastern Connecticut, Jade Cole, nice legs, lucky stars, Jew hater, Aleister the Invoker, Hoodini, down to earth, pointless, Fungus, TWENTY-FOUR, Suck hearse, Greece and Turkey, ghastly, counterpart, Lick Butter, Garfield sex music, chente, Mang Kanor, lockjaw, match, the fallen, cudle, mini crewmate, I shat, queerphobia, fat shits, risk it all, whatshisface, slouching, 6th period, Red Balloon Party, sparkling wiggle, non-denominational, ignoring someone, douchedom, freddie mercury, Mjolnir, ben harper, Rosenrot, Left turn Larry, negate, The Peacemakers, Movida, old Western, Ass Cream, Pontiac Vibe, fat boner, playing roles, deangelo, imagine dragons, Gnome Sayin, cock-punch, vace, chief keef, pokies, third eye, Hays, Floordrobe, Dolin, The girl on the left, Terry Crewsing, Joe Gossage, fustigation, Dip shit, little fucking bitch, my joke, that text, natty light, enough is enough, low tier, ghetto white, Towne Lake, conservatives, Puder, quite, French Tickler, quick maths, bleh bleh bleh, lunch lady, Running the line, tarp, Nog nog, A Johnson, our song, hot Dairy, The Finger, hitoribocchi, Boy-Thirsty, policemen, pretensious, Bad Built Butch Body, Turtles Head, Go Ugly Early, New Kid Syndrome, You fish, weird boys, Lagrange, national party, half man, a furry, man strength, INTERCONNECTIONALITY, Hyder, a transgender, Diago, Hydroflasks, dive in, All That Remains, floppy horse penis, faux news, bad place, Bitch ho ass, some gay shit, the Vulcan, de bruyne, Ed Mylett, ejaculated, red stapler, My Orange, Rockwall High School, your sick, cat skinner, my eye, Tummy Tuck, Eat a bowl, nice personality, spencers, Uncircumsized, the Star, the queens, true New Yorker, national emergency, sonning, bedrock edition, imax and climax, HOT lead, margot robbie, Solid gold brass, pissed on, TSD, turd sculptor, childhood ruined, MMA, Wikipedia Rathole, Insta kill, smooth-brain, Get Jiggy With it, twayns, FLAP FLAP, Rob Pattinson, Gas mask, the Chumbawumba, flamingly homosexual, gay fairy, SUPERVILLAIN, the pack, he has a girlfriend, turkey slap, ownt, Paperclip, peanut sauce, Ace Combat 5, the jetsons, Convention, Little Debbies, my whole heart, exual relations, mariah Carey, Mohammad Ali, bors, Rappers Delight, wu-tang clan, the antichrist, keep it spinnin, social elite, nice teeth, The sleeping beauty, Person 9, The Adjuster, Brain Stew, cup, Papadakis, clout chasing, Miss thing, beefy curtains, Coptic, roudy badger, Kapish chawla, Can I help you?, chort, WOMWOM, barts, mucus, ugly ape, The Grand Theft Auto, Toronto Maple Leafs, VapoRub one out, Octopus Fuck Session, twenty20, jameling, eastern Connecticut, Jade Cole, nice legs, lucky stars, Jew hater, Aleister the Invoker, Hoodini, down to earth, pointless, Fungus, TWENTY-FOUR, Suck hearse, Greece and Turkey, ghastly, counterpart, Lick Butter, Garfield sex music, chente, Mang Kanor, lockjaw, match, the fallen, cudle, mini crewmate, I shat, queerphobia, fat shits, risk it all, whatshisface, slouching, 6th period, Red Balloon Party, sparkling wiggle, non-denominational, ignoring someone, douchedom, freddie mercury, Mjolnir, ben harper, Rosenrot, Left turn Larry, negate, The Peacemakers, Movida, old Western, Ass Cream, Pontiac Vibe, fat boner, playing roles, deangelo, imagine dragons, Gnome Sayin, cock-punch, vace, chief keef, pokies, third eye, Hays, Floordrobe, Dolin, The girl on the left, Terry Crewsing, Joe Gossage, fustigation, Dip shit, little fucking bitch, my joke, that text, natty light, enough is enough, low tier, ghetto white, Towne Lake, conservatives, Puder, quite, French Tickler, quick maths, bleh bleh bleh, lunch lady, Running the line, tarp, Nog nog, A Johnson, our song, hot Dairy, The Finger, hitoribocchi, Boy-Thirsty, policemen, pretensious, Bad Built Butch Body, Turtles Head, Go Ugly Early, New Kid Syndrome, You fish, weird boys, Lagrange, national party, half man, a furry, man strength, INTERCONNECTIONALITY, Hyder, a transgender, Diago, Hydroflasks, dive in, All That Remains, floppy horse penis, faux news, bad place, Bitch ho ass, some gay shit, the Vulcan, de bruyne, Ed Mylett, ejaculated, red stapler, My Orange, Rockwall High School, your sick, cat skinner, my eye, Tummy Tuck, Eat a bowl, nice personality, spencers, Uncircumsized, the Star, the queens, true New Yorker, national emergency, sonning, bedrock edition, imax and climax, HOT lead, margot robbie, Solid gold brass, pissed on, TSD, turd sculptor, childhood ruined, MMA, Wikipedia Rathole, Insta kill, smooth-brain, Get Jiggy With it, twayns, FLAP FLAP, Rob Pattinson, Gas mask, the Chumbawumba, flamingly homosexual, gay fairy, SUPERVILLAIN, the pack, he has a girlfriend, turkey slap, ownt, Paperclip, peanut sauce, Ace Combat 5, the jetsons, Convention, Little Debbies, my whole heart, exual relations, mariah Carey, Mohammad Ali, bors, Rappers Delight, wu-tang clan, the antichrist, keep it spinnin, social elite, nice teeth, The sleeping beauty, Person 9, The Adjuster, Brain Stew, cup, Papadakis, clout chasing, Miss thing, beefy curtains, Coptic, roudy badger, Kapish chawla, Can I help you?, chort, WOMWOM,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!