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Turtles Head

Term used to describe when you are in desperate need of a shit and the crap starts to nudge your underwear.

Turtles Head

by Moose McEvil on Dec 06, 2005 20:37:25

The initial protrusion of a stool though the teal towel holder ,the point at which contracts are exchanged for the building of a log cabin. See also touching cloth; touching socks.

Example:
I better rush off mate, the turtles head is getting curious and wants to come out to build me a log cabin.

Turtle Heading

by Hemlok on Feb 16, 2009 15:06:19

Turtle heading is when you need to take a shit and it is starting to peer out of your ass. Like a turtle coming out of his shell.

Example:
"Hey bro let's move!"
"Hold on a sec I need to take a dump."
"Can't you just hold it?"
"Naw man I'm turtle heading!"

turtle's head

by Tracey on Aug 30, 2003 01:11:11

The appearance of a turd out of the anus

Example:
Hurry up in there - Ive got a turtle's head!

Turtle Heading

by RoyalTokes on Jul 08, 2018 09:00:51

When shit starts playing Peek-a-Boo with your butthole.

Example:
Bro we really need to find a shitter! I've been Turtle Heading for the last 20 minutes! If I don't get there soon Mr. Hankey is gonna come visit.

turtle-heading

by Don de Mookster on Oct 28, 2008 03:01:06

(verb – present participle) The act of experiencing the summit of a crusty turd protruding from your sphincter (a turtle head); to really need a crap

Example:
Onlooker: "Why are you walking so strangely?"
Protagonist: "I'm turtle-heading, if I don't find a toilet soon I'm going to purge all over my pants."

turtle head

by terd-dul hed on Oct 27, 2003 09:18:26

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

Example:
Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!

turtle head

by Mike on Apr 12, 2004 23:43:21

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

Example:
I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

turtle's head

by For Christ Sake! on Dec 05, 2016 07:33:20

When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.

Example:
It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.

turtle head

by Player Player on Mar 19, 2003 21:35:42

When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!

Example:
Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!

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