NEMO

background info: we've all heard there are other fishes in the sea. i've decided to name one of those types of fishes. Noun. a male with a small member. nemo has a small fin that doesnt work very well..so that characteristic can be applied as well.



NEMO
The word used for someone who claims they have never masterbated. This is usually a term regarding females. Unless you are too young to understand what it is everybody does it and anyone who sais this is a liar!!! Hell I'm Masterbating right now, thats how honest us blokes are!

Never Ever Masterbated OOOOOOOOOmygod!!!!!!!
Example:
Andrew, luke and simon: Hey Clare how many times do you masterbate a week?
Clare: OMG i dont do that thing!
Andrew, luke and simon: O c'mon just a ball park figure...
Clare: seriously ive never masterbated ever.

Andrew, luke and simon: Your lying you must have played the odd tune on the old banjo at some point...?
Clare: EEE no girls masterbate, trust me.

Andrew, luke and simon: er... Shut up ya NEMO!!!


Nemo
Gets lost often, doesn´t care who bosses him around, he´s got sass, a daredevil for touching a butt, gets all the ladies, almost known as a player.
Example:
guy 1: want to go to an after-party with me?
guy 2: Nah bro, i got laid. i just met her. i got invited to her house, but im still havin trouble with where she lives..
guy 1: just met her? dude, don´t get lost and stay outta trouble, cuz if you´re in jail, im not bailing you out. Don´t be such a Nemo.


nemoed
Sticking your hard penis inside of a live fish and letting it flop around until ejaculation.Caution-not a good idea to use sharks.
Example:
The stripper didn't get me off so I walked to the harbor and jacked some cute ass fish from that fish tank.I then preceded to Nemo the shit out of myself.I Nemoed all night.


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