norcal
an abbreviation for northern California. Most known for the bay area. A place where for the average teenager, going a whole day without saying "hella" is allmost impossible.
NorCal
Damn good place. Everything is pretty much in the Bay area or san francisco. But there's a whole ton a natural beauty from the redwoods up north to the san francisco bay estuary to the mountains. NorCal is startin to get all messed up kinda like the sad fate of socal, but probably not as bad. The 650 or 415 is the place to be for a sweet trip or visit, but the housing is waaaay to jacked for me out there near the City by the Bay.
Got half my family livin there, too, and you guessed it, their
asian.
Got half my family livin there, too, and you guessed it, their
asian.
Example:
NoCal-er: Hella, that trip to NYC was sweeeet, but there'll never be any match for west coast Norcal.
Non-Californian: Oh, nice Man. you mean out there near Frisco?
NorCal-er: ................uh, NO.
NoCal-er: Hella, that trip to NYC was sweeeet, but there'll never be any match for west coast Norcal.
Non-Californian: Oh, nice Man. you mean out there near Frisco?
NorCal-er: ................uh, NO.
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Norcal
the place know by its residents to have the best hiphop by FAR, the people hella real and hella hustle, and have almost an entire language of slang. MJs practically leagal and all other drugs are barely even partrolled...youll never want to leave. if you bring anything up here reppin socal you know youll get some dirty looks, or worse..
Example:
Socal: The stuff you guys have up here is dank, so soo, really much....
Norcaler: are you trying to say "hella"?
Socal: The stuff you guys have up here is dank, so soo, really much....
Norcaler: are you trying to say "hella"?
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"Norcal" is a portmanteau of "Northern" and "California". The term is a foolish adaptation of "Socal", instituted by recent transplants to N. Cali. and used to express an exclusive bro-titude, succeeding primarily in creating a brainless mindset of stereotypical machismo, expressed by shirtless baby-men in lifted trucks and wrap-around Oakleys, that rivals Southern California's transparentness. Generally an embarrassment to the culture of thoughtfulness and artistic innovation developed by native Northern Californians (or others who actually "get it"), these base lug-nuts would be better served by going home and trying their slavish commitment to cheesy marketing terms elsewhere, leaving us actual Northern Californians with our uniqueness and integrity intact.
Example:
Dude, I'm so stoked my Dad moved us to San Jose from Bakersfield, I'm gonna put this big-ass NORCAL sticker on my truck so all the ladies know to look out for my sunburned, waxed beer-gut.
Bro, you mean there are, like, fine girls that aren't blond retards? Norcal RULES! I'm never goin' back to Oxnard!
Dude, I'm so stoked my Dad moved us to San Jose from Bakersfield, I'm gonna put this big-ass NORCAL sticker on my truck so all the ladies know to look out for my sunburned, waxed beer-gut.
Bro, you mean there are, like, fine girls that aren't blond retards? Norcal RULES! I'm never goin' back to Oxnard!
Norcalize
(verb.) to impose the jargon of the northern region of california onto an unsuspecting person not indigenous to tht area
Example:
"kick that beezy's ass, she's hella bratty." "If you come up north, you will become norcalized."
"kick that beezy's ass, she's hella bratty." "If you come up north, you will become norcalized."
NorCal
n. An abb. of Northern California. Has no more significance than any other geographic portion of the world but inhabitants of such location would like to point out their "personal superiority", which is in all respects unrelated to the definition. Most commonly identified when inquiring about the word hella.
norcal
Boring. Beautiful. The word "hella" is used, but not in every sentence contrary to popular belief. There are big lifted trucks because half of the population actually works for a living and the other half are pretending they're cool. We like snowboarding, hiking, and jumping off bridges. We dont have lots of public fun so we make our own parties. End of story.