Dilbert is a highly-read comic strip started in 1989 by cartoonist Scott Adams featuring the office life of character Dilbert and his partners: the scheming Dogbert, Ratbert, Wally, often-angry Alice, the ignorant Pointy-Haired Boss, the genious garbage man, and other minor characters. Dilbert is portrayed as a smart, but often work-avoiding, employee. Wally is usually the same. The only hard-working engineer is Alice, but, despite her efforts, has never gotten a raise or any sort of credit for her work. Asok the Intern first appeared in 1996, and, although he is quick coming up with possible solutions to things, he is still naive of the real cruelties of the business world.

In the beginning, Dilbert and his companions were drawn purely by hand, and mailed off to the syndicate. Soon his work got more technology-related, and as of now, Scott Adams draws with no paper: he uses a Wacom Cintiq 21UX tablet/screen to draw on Adobe Photoshop. After, he emailed it to the syndicate. Scott Adams claimed that this technique is much more efficient than his previous ones on the Scott Adams Blog.

v. - To get screwed over by a dumb senior management decision.

A he/she who was thrown on the church steps at birth because it's parents didn't want it and it was a disgrace. It is always neglected.

One who skips large presentations and makes them up infront of a smaller audience.

A male Mormon missionary. They are called Dilberts because they wear white short sleeve button up shirts with ties much like the comic strip character of the same name.

Slang term for penis used among computer geeks

Anything representing utter stupidity or hate twoards utter stupidity.

A retarded mop that gives you a back ache when you use it. When you say it, you must say it as though you were menatlly retarded.

1. someone who works in a cubicle at a mind-numbing job.

2. a job that is good practice for being dead or in a coma.