norcal

an abbreviation for northern California. Most known for the bay area. A place where for the average teenager, going a whole day without saying "hella" is allmost impossible.



norcal
"Norcal" is a portmanteau of "Northern" and "California". The term is a foolish adaptation of "Socal", instituted by recent transplants to N. Cali. and used to express an exclusive bro-titude, succeeding primarily in creating a brainless mindset of stereotypical machismo, expressed by shirtless baby-men in lifted trucks and wrap-around Oakleys, that rivals Southern California's transparentness. Generally an embarrassment to the culture of thoughtfulness and artistic innovation developed by native Northern Californians (or others who actually "get it"), these base lug-nuts would be better served by going home and trying their slavish commitment to cheesy marketing terms elsewhere, leaving us actual Northern Californians with our uniqueness and integrity intact.
Example:
Dude, I'm so stoked my Dad moved us to San Jose from Bakersfield, I'm gonna put this big-ass NORCAL sticker on my truck so all the ladies know to look out for my sunburned, waxed beer-gut.

Bro, you mean there are, like, fine girls that aren't blond retards? Norcal RULES! I'm never goin' back to Oxnard!


norcal
Boring. Beautiful. The word "hella" is used, but not in every sentence contrary to popular belief. There are big lifted trucks because half of the population actually works for a living and the other half are pretending they're cool. We like snowboarding, hiking, and jumping off bridges. We dont have lots of public fun so we make our own parties. End of story.
Example:
Norcal and Socal should be their own planets.


norcal
Norcal is the word to describe Northern California. We are a peaceful people who love to love. We are liberal. We are hippies. We like the scenery and the greenery. We are a completely different breed from socal, and that's not a bad thing.
And we say hella.
Example:
Norcal's hella better than socal.


norcal
shitty ass place to live compared to SoCal
-theres absolutley nothing to do up there
-the guys are all ugly
-they say hella and hyphy way too much
-its like a total different state
-they dress weird
-they think there cooler than SoCal which will never ever be
-oh and did i mention there is litteraly nothing to do up there
Example:
kid 1: NorCal is hella cool!!!
kid 2: Dumbass
kid 1: Hey! Im not a dumbass im fron NorCal!!
kid 2: Even more of a reason to be a dumbass..dumbass


NorCal
Damn good place. Everything is pretty much in the Bay area or san francisco. But there's a whole ton a natural beauty from the redwoods up north to the san francisco bay estuary to the mountains. NorCal is startin to get all messed up kinda like the sad fate of socal, but probably not as bad. The 650 or 415 is the place to be for a sweet trip or visit, but the housing is waaaay to jacked for me out there near the City by the Bay.
Got half my family livin there, too, and you guessed it, their
asian.
Example:
NoCal-er: Hella, that trip to NYC was sweeeet, but there'll never be any match for west coast Norcal.
Non-Californian: Oh, nice Man. you mean out there near Frisco?
NorCal-er: ................uh, NO.


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