Oat
A stupid person who lacks basic knowledge, usually a fucking idiot who is ignorant about recent news and is too stupid to realize they are a brain dead mother fucker. Very similar to a human potato or dolt.
Example:
1. guy 1: who is the governor of your state?
guy 2: *takes 30 seconds* no fucking clue.
guy 1: you're a fucking oat
2. guy 1: *tries to pull into parking spot someone else is clearly waiting for*
guy 2: "move you fucking oat"
1. guy 1: who is the governor of your state?
guy 2: *takes 30 seconds* no fucking clue.
guy 1: you're a fucking oat
2. guy 1: *tries to pull into parking spot someone else is clearly waiting for*
guy 2: "move you fucking oat"
Oat
Old Asian troll. While cruising a gay bar in the East Village, we younger men were sipping our wine when, like sharks, a few older Asian men started leching on us.
Oat
Characterized by fair hair of indeterminate color, light eyes (blue/ gray/ blue-gray/ hazel), long-loose limbs and slow gait like that of oat stalks in the wind. (Also used as 'Oaty', 'Oat-boy'/ 'Oat-girl'. Adj.- 'Oatiness')
Example:
Oh, man, that Dan is such a delicious Oat! Love his blond hair, gray-eyed, lazy loping walk.
But I'm never going to get him, he only dates other oats. I am too dark-haired, dark-eyed, short and nimble for him.
Oh, man, that Dan is such a delicious Oat! Love his blond hair, gray-eyed, lazy loping walk.
But I'm never going to get him, he only dates other oats. I am too dark-haired, dark-eyed, short and nimble for him.
Oat
A piece of gum found in a pack of 1968 Topps Football cards that has turned green and yellow from years of deterioration.
Or another name for a 16 year old Chinese boy who can't throw a football.
Or another name for a 16 year old Chinese boy who can't throw a football.
Example:
Damn, I just found me a huge slab of oat in this pack of cards.
Come on Oat, just throw me the damn ball!
Damn, I just found me a huge slab of oat in this pack of cards.
Come on Oat, just throw me the damn ball!
Oat
(Noun)
- Deroritory insult meaning Vagina filled with oatmeal.
- When a woman has had oatmeal or porridge poured down her Vagina and could not or has not cleaned it out (Impossilbe BTW) so therefor she is an oat.
- Anyone with Oat stuck up their pussies.
Created by Chris W and Danny A
- Deroritory insult meaning Vagina filled with oatmeal.
- When a woman has had oatmeal or porridge poured down her Vagina and could not or has not cleaned it out (Impossilbe BTW) so therefor she is an oat.
- Anyone with Oat stuck up their pussies.
Created by Chris W and Danny A
Example:
- Mykayla is an out. She has porridge in her vag.
- I heard Jace Whithers gave Katie Wankerson an Oat.
- Mykayla is an out. She has porridge in her vag.
- I heard Jace Whithers gave Katie Wankerson an Oat.
oat
oats
Example:
In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.
I just earned my oats today!
In the Schrute family, we have a tradition, where when the male has sex with another woman, he is rewarded with a bag of wild oats left on his door step by his parents. You can use these oats to make oatmeal, bread, whatever you want. I don’t care - they’re your oats.
I just earned my oats today!
Oats
The greatest food of all time.
Sometimes people will ask you for your oats but you will not give it to them.
Sometimes people will ask you for your oats but you will not give it to them.
Example:
Brother, may I have some oats, I am starving.
Sorry, but there are not enough rations for sharing
Brother, may I have some oats, I am starving.
Sorry, but there are not enough rations for sharing