colonoscopy
by Thillbilli on Nov 21, 2005 15:03:48
A medical excuse to
anally rape an individual while simulaneously searching for problems with the
digestive tract.
Colonoscopy
by Lord Aexerus on Feb 08, 2011 05:20:22
The over-use of
smilies, often as an entire message in an
SMS or instant messaging. The reason for the word being called "Colonoscopy" is that most smilies
utilise the colon symbol ":".
virtual colonoscopy
by Sailor613 on Sep 19, 2009 05:32:31
A one-on-one meeting with a
supervisor who exhibits particularly severe micro-managerial tendencies. Unlike a real
colonoscopy, a virtual colonoscopy is generally performed without the benefit of a
sedative or pain medication, thus resulting in considerable psychological trauma post-procedure.
Example:
1. Hey Bill,
I gotta run off to see my manager. It's time for my
weekly virtual colonoscopy (
VC).
2. Boy, my virtual colonoscopy was even worse than usual this week.
semi-colonoscopy
by cabot wonder on Jun 16, 2010 08:39:12
Examining and
editing text for the overuse of semi-colons.
Example:
His writing was
concise; it was
lyrical; but it had too many semi-colons. It
required a semi-colonoscopy.
colonoscopy backsplash
by thewordlady on Jan 25, 2017 07:00:17
Example:
Guy 1: How was work?
Knock out a lot of colonoscopies today? You are a colonoscopist right?
Guy 2:
That's not a thing, but yeah, unfortunately it wasn't great though.
Guy 1: Why??
Guy 2: Well, one of my patients ate way too much
Carl's Jr. and I had to deal with mad colonoscopy backsplash. I don't think my shirt will ever be the same.
Columbian Colonoscopy
by RedDan69 on Jan 27, 2011 09:17:44
v. The act of opening the brown eye of someone very special using a
gynecological speculum, sprinkling some nose candy into the dark hole, then
packing it in with your hard
flesh arrow.
Example:
Vanessa: "Ouch! my ass is still hurting and my heart is pounding! What happened last night?"
Manuel: "Actually,
a whole gang of us decided to give you a Columbian Colonoscopy... You're Welcome!"
Vanessa: "
Oh that makes sense."
Manuel: "By the way, you owe me 20 bucks for the coke."
Vanessa: "Lame!"
psychological colonoscopy
by joecoolthefool on Dec 05, 2014 11:56:56
A tedious event where a person or a group of people
interrogate someone to find out everything there is to know about their life history and future aspirations. It is often performed by a group of women on the new boyfriend of a girlfriend or by parents on a potential
daughter-in-law or
son-in-law.
Example:
It was a
rough night, man. I got a psychological colonoscopy from
my boo's girlfriends when they found out I had been to prison. mentally stressed, psychologically evaluated,
interrogated, questioned
Prison Colonoscopy
by Lovepanda79 on Dec 13, 2021 15:52:15
Inbox Colonoscopy
by GabrielleWithoutWings on Nov 09, 2009 09:13:47