the governor

When a girl is giving head she puts her hand around the base of the cock so a guy cannot test her gag reflex.



Governor
1. Chief executive officer of a state in the United States.

2. A valve that affects fuel supply and output to an engine in order to impose a maximum speed on a vehicle.
Example:
1. Before they became President of the United States, Bill Clinton was elected governor of Arkansas and Ronald Reagan was elected governor of California.

2. The rental truck we used to move Pat's furniture had a governor valve that prevented us from driving faster than 65 mph.


Governor
Noun.

1. One's employer.
2. A term of address, sir. Often seen spelt guv'ner. Cf. 'guv.' {Informal}
Example:
Good Mornin' Governor.


The Governor
A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"
Example:
Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!


Governor DeShaggy
Governor DeShaggy — Another name for The Tyrant of Tallahassee; Pudding Fingers; The Great White Nope; The most awkward political candidate in the world: Ron DeSantis.

When asked about his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools he said in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.

Get a clue, Ron — if you want to lead; then, you gotta stand behind your own BULLSHITE!!!!!
Example:
Refusing to take responsibility for his ridiculous position about teaching the many positive benifits of slavery in Florida schools Governor DeShaggy in a most awkward public interview: It wasn’t me; I didn’t write it — quite reminiscent of the Shaggy hit song I Wasn’t Me.


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