Patios

Pronounced (pa-twa) it is an accent of most Carribbean people



patio
the flat area between the butthole and the scrotum... very arrousable place
Example:
i touched his patio and he went boom


Patio
Most often used to describe an outdoor area at a restaurant or drinking establishment, the lack of which is often constantly lamented by some twats until everyone is sick of listening to them and you have to find somewhere that has one.
Example:
Shut the fuck up, Jay, there's no patio within 2 miles of here.


patioed
A euphemism for getting drunk on a patio or other outdoor seating area.
Example:
Person 1: "Hey, I thought Wendi and Randy were coming out tonight?" Person 2: "Oh, there's no way they're making it out tonight; they started day drinking before lunch and are completely patioed."


Patio
During a one night standon holiday she said "I want it on the patio" but I didn't hear her properly and heard "I want it in the batty hole". Batty hole is a term for arse hole used by Ali G (Britsh comic character).
Example:
"I'm gonna fill her patio" "I'll tear up her patio later"


Patio Trash
1. A regular at a coffee house.
2. A person who loiters outside of a coffee house and rarely buys anything.
3. A friend of a coffee house employee who frequents the establishment for free drinks and pastries.
4. Garbage that is left on the tables, chairs, and the ground of a coffee house patio.
Example:
You can find her at Coffee Cartel every night with the rest of the patio trash.


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