deserted island

Idiom which means: The best thing you wish to have as if you imprisoned in a desert island.



Desert Island
A masturbation technique in which a man rips the wings off of a fly, takes a bath and places the wingless fly on the head of his erect penis. The masturbater allows the fly to walk over the tip of the erect penis (like a castaway on a desert island) until the man ejaculates.
Example:
Hey Dennis, can you catch me a fly... I think I want to take a Desert Island after dinner.


Desert Island
Where one takes the very best works of art.
Example:
"Hey Ozzy Osbourne, what ten British albums would you take to a desert island?"
"Revolver, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, Band on the Run, So, Dark Side of the Moon, Abbey Road, Imagine, Blizzard of Ozz, Led Zeppelin, and Machine Head."


Deserted Island
A deserted island occurs when there is alot of toilet paper in the toilet before you poo (either laid there by you or from the previous user). This enables your poo to stay above the water line causing the entire room to smell much worse than it normally would.
Example:
"I went into the washroom to shit and some asshole left a deserted island in the toilet. The smell was awful!"

"The next person that comes in here is going to freak when they see this deserted island I left for them."


Desert Island Dick
When a woman is so sexually charged she treats a man's penis with an extreme amount of attention for a prolonged period during any particular sex session. The reference is that she's acting like it might be the only penis she has seen, or may see, for a considerable amount of time; i.e., like she's on a deserted island and just found it.

An extremely long head session.
Example:
Billy always likes to sleep with fat chicks because they give him desert island dick in appreciation.

Susan loved her birthday present so much she treated her boyfriend to some desert island dick that night.


Desert island relationship
A relationship that would be perfect if the two of you were alone on a desert island, but that doesn't work in the context of your lives outside of each other
Example:
When we're alone it's great, but neither of us gets along with each others' friends. It's a total desert island relationship.


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