Please

a polite way for people to ask you to do their dirty work for them.



Please
1) A word used to ask somebody to do something. Its usage is necessary to sound polite. Can be repeated multiple times, with a long, drawn-out 'e' to signify when begging/imploring.

2) To bring pleasure to another being.
Example:
1) May we go to the zoo, please?

2) I pleased my friend by giving him back the pencil he lent me.


Please
P.L.E.A.S.E
Provide Legal Exculpation And Sign Everything.
Introduced in HIMYM
Example:
Ted: "So Barney, what do you do for a living?"
Barney: "Please..."
Ted: "Explain."
Barney: "Please, provide legal exculpation and sign everything!"


Please
A term used by Beasley and Bates, originating from Bill. The term 'please' can be placed at the end of any sentence, or in mid-flow of a sentence. This may be to cover up and foul mouthed word, or a secret word.
Example:
'Ahhhhh hallo there Beasley Please. How are we today there please. Have you done your please, please?'


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