jock sniffer
by running out of patience on Mar 26, 2008 05:53:52
These are the guys that stand with their
arms crossed in antique stores while their wives shop. They are wearing college football
sweatshirts and caps to make a point that they are sacrificing their stupid game to do something for their old ladies. They are also concerned about looking queer, and don't want anyone to get the wrong impression. It's hilarious to talk to them while
patronizing the store.
Example:
"Check out these cool old duck
decoys and bottles, dude." Oh, wait. "Hey, man.
I'm not like that, OKAY??" Oh, Oh a jock sniffer.
Hmmmmm.
Jock Sniffer
by PrinceAliAliBaBa on May 25, 2019 05:43:24
(n) one who hangs around with professional athletes or
jocks in general, thinking this will make them higher on the social
food chain. Sometimes
do dirty work for jocks.
Example:
Drake is a
jock sniffer. Thinking he's part of
the Toronto Raptors team but he's just a clown and sniffs the jocks of the athletes to be close to them.
Jock Sniffer-Sniffer
by Galla Brujo on Nov 24, 2006 22:56:16
A person who seeks a
homoerotic friendship with a already documented and established ('made') Jock-Sniffer of an amateur athlete, coach, or parent of
the athlete. Jock Sniffer-Sniffers routinely frequent
college football message boards seeking their targets
Example:
Mark wants to be a
jock sniffer, but he does not have the comnnections to the athletes or the coaches. So he hangs out with established or 'made' Jock
Sniffers, Larry and
Burl, who claim to know athletes and/or coaches. Mark's worship of Larry and Burl creates the Jock Sniffer-Sniffer relationship.