Pole Vault Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Pole Vault

A track and field event where you use a fiberglass pole to run and then push yourself up in the air to clear yourself over a crossbar. aka- greatest track event ever.

Pole Vault

by victoria10293847576 on Jun 22, 2007 08:27:10

the absolute best sport there is. high jumpers think that high jumping is better, but that is only because they are not capable of pole vaulting. to be successful in this sport it is vital to have speed, upper body stregth, flexibility, focus, and determination. to pole vault is to be amazing.

Example:
brian: i high jump, but my life time goal is to be able to pole vault

victoria: yeah, thats everyones life time goal

brian: i dont think ill be able to accomplish it though:'

Pole Vault

by Katie on Feb 10, 2005 15:02:15

The only sport where it is ok to grab a pole, get on it and have the highest ride of you life...and have every one cheer and clap for you as you get off (the mat of course)

Example:
Yes, I am a true pole vaulter!

Pole Vault

by Meowrific on Mar 23, 2020 16:09:13

The space in your mind where you store a all your naughty images of men to later use when masturbating. Like a “spank bank”, but for straight/bi women.

Example:
I’ve got plenty of material in my pole vault to work with.

Pole Vault

by DickRollin on Mar 05, 2020 16:24:16

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.

Example:
I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.

pole vault

by birdi_gurlie on Oct 19, 2008 06:55:25

1. A track and field event where one uses a fiberglass pole, momentum, strength, and technique in order to get over a crossbar{i.e. bar} at a certain height. One runs down a pole vault runway, plants the pole into the box while jumping off at the same time or a little earlier, goes into the air, inverts {or, flips upside-down}, and goes over the cross bar, and lands on the mat.

Note: If someone says the reason they do it is for the "hot chicks" {or something to that extent}, or one of the first things they say about it is they mention the hot girls, they aren't true pole vaulters.

Example:
I pole vault.

pole vault

by bayvaulter510 on Sep 10, 2006 15:25:13

The best track and field event with the hottest girls. You run down a runway towards a planting box and pads with a fiberglass or carbon pole which you use to vault over a bar supported by adjustable standards. Sergey Bubka holds the world record at 6.15m (over 20 feet)

Example:
Pole vault is expensive. It takes a good plant to get high.

Pole Vaulting

by CongoJack on Jul 03, 2017 23:01:01

When an unfamous woman uses a famous man's penis to launch into her own fame.

Example:
Kim Kardashian got famous from pole vaulting off of Ray Jay's junk.

pole vault

by suckaaaaaaaaa on Jun 02, 2005 05:20:22

A sport in which you run with a fiberglass or carbon fiber pole, and then use it to jump over a bar at high heights. Normally, most pole vaulting chicks are really hot, which is why i pole vault.

Example:
Guy 1: Did you see that hot pole vaulter girl?

Guy 2: Yeah mannnnn, I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her!

Guy 1: Rockin'!!!

pole vault

by suckaaaaaaaaa on May 29, 2005 05:02:22

A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.

Example:
I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.

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