Maynard

A title or alias used when refering to a cool friend or roommate, in place of their name.Originates from Maynard James Keenan of Tool; but also from the conversion: of 'Man' to 'Mayne' to 'Maynard'Usually only used between close confidants.



Maynard
A term used in the competitive game, StarCraft, to describe whenever someone transfers their workers from their main base to the natural expansion.
Example:
Huk needs to maynard his workers to get the maximum economic potential of his probes.


Maynard
A term used when referring to a person or event deemed to embody the most impressive or magnificent qualities of any ever to manifest in any dimension.
One possessing the awesome ability to be life altering to witness .
Example:
Woodstock was the Maynard of all rock concerts!
When the bell rang, Iron Mike came out of the corner and dropped the Maynard on his ass!


Maynard
Small town in central Massachusetts. Has more bars and churches per square mile than any other place you can think of. Also the nexus of the universe.
Example:
Maynard kid: "Yeah, I'm from Maynard."
Anyboy else: "Ew, your from Maynard??"


Maynard
A glorious place in Massachusettes where the beer flows like wine and even the ugle girls are sexy.
Example:
Sexy Girl 1: You're from Maynard!?
Cool Dude: Ya.
Sexy Girl: You wanna bang?
Cool Dude: OK
Sexy Girl 2: Can I join too?


Maynard
A socially awkward person that was home schooled as a child. Commonly play violins and piano, enjoy wearing bandanas, and have no clue how to speak to anyone outside of their parents. Many of their normal activities during the day make no sense to a normal person
Example:
Guy 1: Why is that guy walking his cat?
Guy 2: It's a Maynard.


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