Maytagate Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Maytagate

Inexplicably, ever since man has worn socks and Maytag has made washers and dryers, socks have mysteriously disappeared in the mix. Now we have a name for this phenomena!

Maytag

by Paul M. Kelly on Jan 23, 2004 23:45:55

A prison term for a young inmate who performs sexual favors for a dominate top in exchange for protection.

Example:
I gotta get me a new Maytag...'cause my boy just got sprung.

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by poutsos on Jul 03, 2005 04:46:38

prison slang for submissive homosexual male who becomes a literal slave of dominant male master and performs all the master's chores as well as providing sexual service to the master on command, which may include "tossing salad (analingus), performing fellatio, receiving anal penetration or even performing sexual favors to other prison males as prostitute being "pimped out" by the master. The term is derived from the popular Maytag brand of clothes washers which were advertised to "keep working and working and working...." without malfunction - essentially what the prison maytag must do for his master.

Example:
"Do you believe Little Louie was Big Joe's maytag in the joint and now that they're out Joe pimps out Louie to toss salad for anyone willing to pay $20."

maytagged

by Flyin' Brian on Aug 24, 2005 06:47:37

Kayaking term for getting thrashed around in a large hydraulic (whirlpool, hole or breaking wave).

Example:
I dropped into Albert's Falls too far river-left and got totally Maytagged in that keeper hole.

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by DJ Ash1one on Jun 22, 2018 07:24:03

prison term for someone who is bullied into washing other inmates laundry in order to be protected cause they have no other means survival.

Example:
That new jack owes me for a "lucy" (a single cigaret) so he's my Maytag for the month got boi washing boxers and all ha ha

Maytagged

by bcritters on Aug 23, 2020 11:22:46

Maytagged: tumbled by a large wave in the ocean

Example:
After being maytagged by a 9 foot wave, Kara had to find her swimsuit top before emerging from the ocean.

Maytag

by Badger of the Year on May 15, 2011 22:03:38

a high-class male prostitute, usually hired for jobs such as bachelorette parties for very rich women; or they may come to the wives of CEOs or Senators during the day, disguised as a personal fitness trainer, or Yoga Instructor.

Example:
Elaine: I heard Sharon's barchelorette party was ballin.
Kathy: Yeah?
Elaine: Oh Yeah, I heard the pizza man turned out to be a maytag.

maytag

by Jeff Fries on Aug 03, 2009 17:04:13

In water sports: when you get sucked underwater and are spun around by the current so that you don't know which direction is up, as if you were caught in a washing machine spin cycle

Example:
Steve got maytagged on his first wave, poor guy

Maytag

by Chris Barone on Sep 18, 2007 06:15:59

Tray Bitch-Someone does something for you, in return, you (the maytag) take their tray to the depository of trays

Example:
Dude, Lee gave me some cookies so I'm his maytag for the week.

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by Robdawg69/krisfag on Feb 19, 2009 06:41:31

A woman that can take large loads of semen at a time.

Example:
That maytag we gang banged last night took every last drop like it was the last supper.

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