Possum

1.) the act of a girl faking she is asleep after 1-2 drinks at a party to avoid the creepy guy in the corner that has been trying to get with her all night



Possum
Use to replace the word flatulence, and having to do with all anal secretions. Refers to when your anus sounds like the growling of a possum or smells like one that has been hit on the road.
Example:
When talking about taking a dump;
"I have to make a possum!"
"I'll need to use some more possum paper (toilet paper)."

When talking about flatulence; pppfffrrt "Possum!!!"
Also when talking about flatulence; "Did you smell Chelsea's Possum?!"

When thinking about taking a dump;
"Hey Darryl do you wanna go possum hunting?"
"Sorry I forgot my possum license."

If someone possums you can use possum spray (air freshener)


Possum
Another word for asshole, wanker, twat, pussy etc. Mainly used in Britain as an insult towards people, but also said in countries such as Australia and Canada.
Example:
Dude, that guy was such a twat
Yeah, such a fucking possum!


Possum
It comes from the saying "awesome possum" according to the special ones meaning me :P if you are possum you are awesome. if I know you, you are possum, although there are rankings of possumness....ness . Opposite affect is if i don't like you you have negative possum odor. All true possums know the "nega-possums." Enough said.
Example:
1. an awesome person....(duh)

2. someone of higher rank

3. an awesome happening

4. sometimes it just means the mammal, possum


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