hey look

Bringing attention or emphasis to archetypical or repetitive behavior on social media. Often used as a stand-alone rejoinder.



Hey look an eagle!
What you use when stuck in a tense situation, and need to get away fast. Similar to the Twix commercials.
Example:
Bob: What the HELL man? You've been sleeping with my goddamn WIFE!!!

Mary: It was a one time thing, Bob! I'm sorry! Joe, say you're sorry.

Joe:...HEY LOOK AN EAGLE!!!

*Joe flees*


Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller
Without a doubt, the most hilarious thing a man can shout from a bathroom stall in a crowded public restroom. "Eye's front and center gentlemen, unless you suspect (for obvious reasons) that the comment is directed towards you".
Example:
I was taking a shit in the corner stall of a nearly-packed restroom after the Concert. I could see there was no one in the stall to my left, so I shouted "Hey, look! It's like a cock but smaller". Suddenly, you entire restroom fell silent, and I had to stay in the stall until I could exit with a straight face.


Hey bobby, look look, I'm American
A funny video where someone of aisan descent makes fun of the avarage american
Example:
"Hey bobby, look look, I'm american-

I think I'll use my credit card...
Do you guys have anything non dairy?
...Anything gluten-free?


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