Private Donut
Proper Noun. The best character on the popular web series Red versus Blue. This character is found wearing light red (pink) armor, and also sporting the alter-ego "00 Donut" or, "Agent D00nut". He can be seen flying around on a jet pack
saving the princess from the evil goblin in this form. He is also known as, but not limited to; Franklin Donut, Private Biscuit, Lieutenant McMuffin, Commander
Pop N' Fresh (With Golden, Flakey crust!), Major Cinnamon Buns (Contains buttery goodness.), Corporal Croissandwich, and Admiral Buttercrust. All of the above (except Franklin) names are said by
Donut's great freind Caboose. But one question still remains... Is Donut really a she?
Private Donut
by Philly the willy on Feb 24, 2005 05:39:33
Acctualy, this is where a lonely low ranking officer in the armed forces has to
make do with a donut for sexual company. Say, if his hand has been
blown off an
dhe cant get an other private to blow him off.