jism

1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker.



jism
something that flies out of a tallywacker when a guy gets excited. kinda tastes bad. some girls that are skanks like to eat it. can be used for protein. leaves a crusty residue on clothing. kinda smells. looks like glue.
Example:
damn, mike! you shot your jism all up in my face!

if you do that shit again i'm gonna bitch slap yo ass


jism
The substance that takes the form of a small projectile as a result of a sexual act, often blinding the other person involved in the activity.
Example:
OhNoes!!!1, Tim blinded Helen with his jism!
The rocket that was Terry's jism landed with a spack on the table!
Candice's jism was a surprise to Andy!


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