Professor

Someone who talks in someone else's sleep.



Professor
Professor is a term of respect given to pinao players in New Orleans. Originally, the term might have been bestowed ironically on the piano players playing in brothels, but has more general and nonironic use nowadays to refer to any type of soloist musician.
Example:
Tip the professor at least a five before you go. Doing this is good form, Dawlin'.


Professor
sometimes if insecure will attempt to break your spirits in front of the class if you have a different opinion.
But your spirits are much to wise to joust with the idiot that spends day in and day out boring the hell out of you and failing to contribute anything exciting, worthwhile, and positive to society. Not all professors are bad. some know that the educational system sucks.
If i had to teach kids to remember worthless information day in and day out. I'd probably be insecure about my actions as well.

If you have a professor that only gives a shit about his own weak ego, than i suggest you go to the higher ups and ask why they hired such an intellectual weakling to lead the mass of students that pay loads of money and aren't touched by a single word that comes out of his/her mouth.
Example:
I had philosophy class today, and my Professor choked after every one of my responses that countered an insight made by Kant.
My teacher sucks Kants dick and i don't. I appreciate what Kant has to say but will continue to think for myself.


Professor
1. Someone who secretly thinks he is dumb, and dedicates his life to making other people, usually impressionable young women, think he is smart using financial coercion and ultimatums.

2. What the soviets called "useful idiots", unwitting agents of the bolshevik agenda.
Example:
Typical College Girl: Professor, can you tell me what's going to be on the test?

Professor Castrato: Maybe if you visit me during my office hours I'll tell you.

...

Typical College Girl: Okay, I came to your office. Now will you tell me what's on the test?

Professor Castrato: Ya know, why don't you and I hang out more often? Do you want to go get a beer or something?


professor
A person who is an expert at his or her field of study.
Professors do not have a degree in education or teaching.
Matter of fact, I don't know why the silly bastards are allowed to teach without a degree in education.
Example:
Want to know why Professors suck at grading? Because they were never taught how to grade...They were not taught how to teach.


professor
Professors are self-proclaimed intellectuals who are failures in the professional world.

While the supposed job description of a professor entails teaching, in actuality most professors know absolutely nothing about teaching. However, many professors will not hesitate to take a student's tuition money, not teach him anything, and then test him on what he was never taught.

The other main activity of a professor is embezzling money (that could have been spent on useful things) for their own "research". Usually, this "research" involves topics that nobody outside of academia will ever care about or find a practical application for.

Take solace in the fact that your professors earn a miserable salary in proportion to the level of education they have attained.
Example:
Professor Jones appropriated $100,000 to research if the poor performance of his class was due to his own incompetence. The results were inconclusive.


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