Cocktails

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Cocktails
Drinks made for the feminine kind and should not be consumed by guys or they will be - just like creatures that do not resemble anything on Earth so we call them, creatures of the 3rd kind.

Cocktails are restricted to only females to consume whom randy males will find attractive because they are sexy and drinking a coctail in a very suggestive "V" shaped glass.
Example:
wingman: she looks hot drinking that drink, for some reason I want her....
me: that's the power of the female form drinking cocktails from a very suggestive V shaped glass


cocktailed
The equivilent of getting served, but with alcohol involved in some way.
Example:
Steve: I got so fucking wasted last night
Tim: Yeah man you got cocktailed


cocktail
1. An iced drink of wine or distilled liquor mixed with flavoring ingredients, something resembling or suggesting such a drink. Came from a bartender who mixed her drinks with rooster tail feathers. One night a man came in and asked for "One of those cock-tails", and thus the phrase was born.

2. A solution of agents taken together for medical treatment
Example:
1. James knew that if he had another cocktail, he would pass out right then and there.

2. James is only alive right now because he is on an AIDS cocktail.


Cocktail
A mixture of illicit or prescribed drugs thrown together to entertain a group-- in the form of pills in a bowl.

Often associated with punchbowl.
Example:
"Oi, Johnny, how do I take my ever-loving pick of this cocktail?"
"Cup your hand, fuckboy, pray your fate be with you. & that this mixture will get you where you want to go."


cocktail
The milky white beverage that shoots out of the penis during ejaculation.
Example:
A girl blows a guy. He ejaculates.
Girl: "Nice cocktail"

Friend: "So how's the relationship going?"
Guy: "She blew me last night."
Friend: "Oh my gosh, that is AWESOME!"
Guy: "But that's not all; when I cummed, she swallowed all the cocktail, and smacked her lips!"


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