REACHER

A person that tries to fit in by ANY means possible! Usually this person is considered to be an outsider of the "ingroup". This person doesn't understand that people aren't really trying to befriend them! Also, someone that tries to be noticed by extreme means!



reacher
A dude who is so desperate that he tries to suck his own dick but isn't able to.
Example:
Only a handful of reachers have actually been able to suck their own dicks and they have never left their room since.


Reacher
A tall man who reaches for things that others cannot reacher. Often hired as a freelancer or from an agency.
Example:
I'm trying to get that can of applesauce from the top shelf, but I'm just too short. Can you get me a reacher?


Reachered
To be incredidably drunk, beyond the means of any human being.

It can also mean: broken beyond the means of human capabilities of repair. Or to describe sex one has had which is beyond human comprehension.

The word originated from the character of the incredible Jack Reacher, created by author Lee Child. The word is almost exclusive to Lurgan, Northern Ireland.
Example:
"I was absolutely reachered last night!"

David: What the dickens happened that chair?
Andrew: Ah, sorry Davy. I pure reachered it.

Colin: What happened you last night, like?
Andrew: Haha! Reachered!



Reacher
An alternative term for a misguided SJW. Reachers are often seen by other SJWs as extremists, or ones who too quickly jump on a hate-bandwagon. They are usually quick to turn on a celebrity that may or may not have done something, which can neither be confirmed nor denied.
Example:
“Hey, she’s for equal marriage too, right?”

“Yeah, but I wouldn’t talk to her, she’s a Reacher.”

“Really? How?”

“She read a random article that claimed Carly Rae Jepsen supported Al-Qaeda, so she burned all of her Jepsen albums.”


reacher
Someone who is hot with a great personality and can get someone even more attractive than them but instead, they get someone who is way below them in looks but still has a great personality just to feel secure in the relationship because they know that they would be less likely to leave them.
Example:
Jennifer is so hot but her boyfriend is so ugly. She's a reacher.


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