on demand

that thing that you watch, after paying 5$ then sit in your room crying about what you did.and yes, your parents will see, "Chezkelsovokian Virgins Unleashed 34" on the bill.



on demand
a program found in the Comcast Digital Cable menu. Turn to channel 1 and the screen will turn black for a few seconds and will say: One Moment Please. Then this menu will show up and you pick the categories, movies, shows, and music. The HBO, Cinemax, Starz, Showtime & TMC On-Demand is free. The other movies, which are brought to you by Comcast, which are new releases within 2-3 years will cost you about $2.00-$4.00.
Example:
Comcast Digital Cable Guy: Hey where do you think your going buddy?

Bob: I'm going to the video store to rent a movie.

Comcast Digital Cable Guy: Why do that if you have on demand on your digital cable box?

Bob: I don't know but I'm gonna go home and watch some on demand!.


in demand
Someone that lots of boys or girls want to get with, either for a one night stand or a long-term relationship; Someone who is so popular he/she doesn't have time to hangout with everyone that wants to hangout.
Example:
Girl 1: That Michael kid is so in demand. I would totally sleep with him right now.

Girl 2: OMG I know right! He's so dreamy.


On Demand
1. To be prepared to provide a good or service immediatly.

2. A prostitute or person who is ready and willing at a moments notice to go to a location and perform sexual acts, either for free or a fee, and is usually highly desired for their services.

3. A cable- provided form of watching television by which previously aired programs (usually not worth watching) are accessed by a user via their Digital Cable box to be viewed (either for free or for a small fee) for a period of 24 hours. The user can control the program as if it were on DVD or VHS.
Example:
1. "Sally was on demand for when bob wanted his beer."

2. "That hooker is on demand tonight, she's got 4 high paying johns lined up."

3. "The cable company launched its OnDemand service last week for its digital users, but no one uses it because it's not up to par yet."


Demand
The act of constantly whining and making "MERRRRR"-like sounds in order to get exactly what you want.
Usually followed by a high pitched laugh and complete denial of ones own demanding
If demands are not met, demander gets in a BIG FAT MOOD until you feel guilty and give in to the demand.
Example:
Lacey: Give me your cardi
Lauren: But im cold
Lacey: Your so selfish, im cold
Lauren: MERRRRR demand


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