Richard Simmons
A guy who likes to wear sequinced tops and spandex shorts - a lot. Often known for his work-out videos, such as "
Sweating to the Oldies", where he will be joined on stage with various fatties in the background. According to an
A&E biography on him, he used to be an actor and referred to as "Dickie". He was also apparently always yearning for his father's attention (could explain some things). Has never actually gone out and said he was homosexual, but all signs seem to point to
YES GAWD YES!
Richard Simmons
by DelCast on Dec 21, 2006 11:08:59
1. A fat, white, gay, afro-totting "fitness
guru" whose workout videos are composed of crappy 80's songs,
tight-ass short-shorts, and lots of high pitched giggling and encouragement to the other morbidly obese people (mostly women) in the distance who for some unknown reason signed up to be featured in a workout video with one of the most ridiculed people of all time.
2. An insult referring to one's sexuality.
3. The epitome of gay.
Example:
1. Richard Simmons loves to frolic in his daisy dukes with the fat women as
Devo's "
Whip It" plays in the distance.
2.
Teenager #1: Hey, why don't we buy one of
Cher's albums?
Teenager #2: Dude, you're friggin' Richard Simmons.
3. I'm sorry, that last one is self-explanatory.
Richard Simmons
by zack mellinger on Oct 23, 2008 11:34:28
Some
gay dude who dances to
30's jazz and has alot of
chest hair. Went to jail for sexually molesting his mother.
Example:
Richard Simmons: I
FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!!!
richard simmons
by Matt Black on May 30, 2005 12:51:46
Example:
"Ok, now
let's dance around with our arms in the air and our
spandex tighties hugging our bodies! Ok? And one and two and.."
richard simmons
by Kris F. on Jul 20, 2005 10:32:30
Richard simmons
by halfbreed105 on Apr 26, 2010 11:55:43
Richard-Simmons
by PieMast3r on Aug 28, 2009 13:29:39
Richard Simmons Rule
by Teknos on Oct 15, 2008 14:11:24
Richard Simmons Gay
by dex007 on Jun 05, 2004 07:57:28
Richard Simmons Gay is an adjective used to describe something that is horribly,
flamingly gay. Like a guy wearing
leather chaps with his bare ass hanging out.
This phrase is not meant to be homophobic, so it should only be used to describe something that really is
blatantly homosexual in nature, like Richard Simmons.
Example:
Oh my god, that is
gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, Richard Simmons
Gay.
Richard Simmons Shit
by xxl84 on Oct 11, 2009 22:45:54
Example:
I swear
I lost 30 lbs after that Richard Simmons Shit.