candle

A device used for nun masturbation.



candle
A device that creates dim lighting. Every man owns exactly one, which he lights when he's trying to get a woman to have sex with him.
Example:
Just don't store the condoms near the candle.


candle
A lazy man's way of saying "can't handle". Invented by a smart man by the name of john.
Example:
Zamy : "hey john lets go play sf!"
John: my computer candle it


candle
When a man sets a woman's hair on fire, then masturbates and ejaculates on her head to put it out. This term is also valid when a female who is capable of squirting lights a man's hair on fire.
Example:
Baby, let's light up a candle.


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