guru

1 : a personal religious teacher and spiritual guide in Hinduism2 a : a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern b : one who is an acknowledged leader or chief proponent c : a person with knowledge or expertise



guru
The Teacher

Guru is a learned man, He shares his knowledge and enlighten all ignorant and works for the mass uplifting of the society by imparting knowledge.
Example:
Sree Narayana Guru worked for the uplifting of the downtrodden.
Guru Nanak.


guru
One dope ass rapper- Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal......also a member of the duo Gangsarr (with Dj Premiere)
Example:
Guru quote:
.....Face bruised and battered/ eyes reflect agony of dreams dat wuz shattered......
Jazzmatazz vol. III.ft the roots.trk 7.


guru
Gifted Unlimited Ruler Universal, one half of the rap duo Gangstarr (fka Keithy E & aka Baldhead Slick).
Example:
"But I can see through you/'cause I'm the GURU" - Take It Personal ("Daily Operation" - Gangstarr, 1992)


guru
One who prides him or herself on being a cesspool of useless information, and who will often inappropriately throw out random facts in normal conversation to appear more intelligent than they actually are - especially when they are misinformed but overly confident in their knowledge.

Often, a guru will ruin a joke by pointing out a flaw in logic or in facts, or will rattle off an excessive amount of information on a topic that nobody really cared about to begin with.
Example:
JH: I don't drink tea. It's unhealthy because it has caffeine in it.
Everyone: Thanks, GURU.

JH: George Harrison was important to The Beatles because he helped many other stars become popular, such as Eric Clapton.
Everyone: Gu. Ru.

Guru: Yeah man, Slow Ride is the theme to That 70's Show.
SG: What? No it isn't. Are you sure?
Guru: Yeah.
SG: How sure?
Guru: Like 100%. It's definitely the theme song.


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