Royal Mail
Bunch of
mugs that lose your mail, open it, destroy it, can't deliver it on time n
send it to the wrong address. Then decide it would be good for the people of the UK that they all go on strike. WORST
DELIVERY SERVICE IN THE WORLD!
Royal Mail
by CroydonBoy on Dec 12, 2007 20:05:15
A group of
scammers/
fraudsters whose
duty it is to steal from the normal working-class public, and fail to reach their delivery times/dates. They are sometimes dubbed the 'Royal FAIL/Royal Snail' due to their lack of care and accuracy in the matter. They appear to be getting worse by the day, it's highly recommended that you don't put your trust and faith into them, as they'll grind you to the ground.
Example:
Sue: Hey! Did you get my birthdy card?
Bob: No, what
birthday card!?
Sue: Well I
sent it out with the Royal Mail 5 days ago...
Bob:
No, sorry.
Royal Mail
by Royal Mail fan on Jan 23, 2020 23:54:56
The purpose of Royal Mail is to piss as many people off as possible. God got a bit bored one day and decided to see if he could make
the shittest delivery service in the
history of ever and succeeded. I bet I could travel the world faster than Royal Mail can give someone a box. Royal Mail are scamming cunts who will stop at nothing to be total arseholes, and their everyday increasing powers are threatening to the entire of mankind and their
cockiness is to be feared.
Example:
example to how one might feel after realising their
parcel is coming from Royal Mail:
Arse
Bloody
Bugger
Cow
Crap
Damn
Ginger
Git
God
Goddam
Jesus Christ
Minger
Sod-off Arsehole
Balls
Bint
Bitch
Bollocks
Bullshit
Feck
Munter
Pissed
Shit
Son of a bitch
Tits Bastard
Beaver
Beef curtains
Bellend
Bloodclaat
Clunge
Cock
Dick
Dickhead
Fanny
Flaps
Gash
Knob
Minge
Prick
Punani
Pussy
Snatch
Twat
Cunt
Fuck
Motherfucking cuntsuckers are delivering
Royal Mail
by Pseudocrotch on Nov 01, 2009 15:52:25
When an
unwitting participant rolls down their window to converse while an
accomplice waits in the wings.
While the window is down, said accomplish springs into action and leaps through the air passing the window. At the apex he/she lands a direct hit of flatulence delivered in the
open window.
They have just delivered the "Royal Mail."
royal mail
by Begum on Mar 17, 2005 08:21:39
A bunch of arrogant cunts who nick your items just when there about to get delivered, and still have
the fuckin cheek to
post a letter through the door saying your item is at the main
post office.
Example:
You mother fuckers, why dont you just cut my throat open and shit down
my neck, your the worst delivery service ever! cunts,
twats, motherfuckers
royal mail
by Ihate pakis on Nov 30, 2022 15:07:38
Example:
Royal mail.
Tom "Look at that fucking
postman opening cards looking for cash"
Bill " Rare to see one, the cunts are usually
on strike "
royal mail
by ExtremelyPissedOff on Jun 07, 2009 01:20:15
A bunch of fucking arseholes who make you pay them so they can delivery expensive items and then lose them, and then have
the cheek to offer you a
shitty fucking £34 pounds in
compensation when it cost half that to send it.
royal mail
by Fucked_off_Gopher on May 13, 2005 17:29:48
Pre-Privatisation:
A public organisation whose purpose it is to collect mail and
parcels and deliver them to the required addresses in the United Kingdom and Overseas. And they do their job well.
Post-Privatisation:
A Private group of
scammers whose purpose it is to charge you through the nose for a service they have no intention of providing, then spend the rest of the day employing illegal immagrants to sort through all
the mail to see what is worth keeping or selling.