SCP-169
An
SCP that is a part of the, you guessed it, SCP Universe.Object class:
KeterSCP-169 Us a big ass snake monster thing hundreds of thousands of kilometers long. Therefore it is obviously unable to be contained.Useless facts: Using Measurements from a
blue whale, SCP-169 is 250,000 times the length of said
blue whales. The average size of a blue whales' dick is 3 meters. 3 meters × 250,000 is 750km. That's is ONE BIG DICK. The volume of the nut that a blue whale splurges is 400 gallons. 400 × 250,000 is 100 million. This thing splurges the volume of 151 Olympic Swimming pools. Huh.