Friendly fire

An Oxymoron



Friendly fire
during an act of masterbaition a man (accidentally) ejaculates on his own body. this usually happens when the man is lying down and is most severe when it hits the head area (the top one) and especially the lip
Example:
"ewwww, i jus cummed on my lip, thats the worst kind of 'FRIENDLY FIRE'"

*barfff*


friendly fire
A phrase recently popularized by TikTok that refers to a person attacking/throwing shade at someone very similar to, or on the "same team" as them. This is derived from its original meaning: when an army fires upon its own forces.
Example:
Fat influencer on TikTok: *condescending tone* "Oh? I'm unhealthy because I'm Fat? -"
Visibly overweight girl dueting her: "Literally yes. Yes."
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friendly fire
FREND-lee FyRE
noun
1. Usually occurs when two males are involved in a threesome with a consenting woman, and one of the men inadvertently sperms on his buddy while the act is taking place. Is most severe when the victim is hit near the head or the butt hole, in which case the threesome usually ends. Usually occurs during a switch or swap. Can happen in a threesome involving all women, provided they are potent squirters, in which case it will usually be rubbed in by the recipient and the threesome will ensue with even more intensity than before.
Example:
Just as I start to go to browntown, Ben freaks out that our balls were close too touching then ends up losing it all over my thigh. In all my years I never thought that I could be a victim of friendly fire, it's just one of those things that you hear happens to other people, like your uncles or something. (Excerpt from Fred Savage's autobiography "Sex With Granpa"


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