Suckass
suckass
suckass a less vulgar less offensive alternative to fuckass when calling someone a fuckass is not appropriate and have to mind your manners
Example:
my cussed me out this morning for not coming to work yesterday what a suckass
my neighbors dog crapped on my porch last night and the neighbor refused to clean it up what a suckass
my cussed me out this morning for not coming to work yesterday what a suckass
my neighbors dog crapped on my porch last night and the neighbor refused to clean it up what a suckass
Suckass
Suckass
suckass
suckass/ suck-ass means when your ex/ boyfriend/ girlfriend is being possessive, jealousy and needy (also begging for forgiveness, saying that he or she misses you, shit like so)
Example:
*a random girl talk*
girl: omg my boyfriend is being such a possessive and jealousy creature ughh
friend: wha are you serious
girl: yeah, he is being such a suckass/suck-ass i hate it
friend: oooh that suck...
girl; i know ughhh
or
*another, different story, a random boy talk*
boy: dude my ex cant stop texting me, she is so needy
friend: man that sucks
boy: i know she is such a suckass
friend: oooh i hate a suckass
boy: same, good thing i dump her, the best decision i made so far in life honestly
friend: HAHAHHAH true
*a random girl talk*
girl: omg my boyfriend is being such a possessive and jealousy creature ughh
friend: wha are you serious
girl: yeah, he is being such a suckass/suck-ass i hate it
friend: oooh that suck...
girl; i know ughhh
or
*another, different story, a random boy talk*
boy: dude my ex cant stop texting me, she is so needy
friend: man that sucks
boy: i know she is such a suckass
friend: oooh i hate a suckass
boy: same, good thing i dump her, the best decision i made so far in life honestly
friend: HAHAHHAH true
suckass
Suckass Samsonite
A gritty and angry little nickname I coined as a child for my peripatetic father who frequently left me at home in the boring United States while he traveled all over the world having interesting adventures.
Example:
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
I was standing at the front door for what seemed like the hundredth time saying goodbye to him and after glancing downward at his worn, blue suitcase, I uttered, “See you sometime, Suckass Samsonite, have a nice trip!”
suckass sucker
the worst type of a sucker. this is the dude that gets the raw deal. being a suckass sucker is something that nobody strives toward. somebody who gets stuck doing something totally boring while his/her friends are out doing something fun.
Example:
me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.
me: man, you are a suckass sucker.
friend: i know...kill me now.
me: i just won a trip to vegas. i can take one friend. do you want to go?
friend: no, i can't. i have to babysit my cousin this weekend. i can't even watch the big game.
me: man, you are a suckass sucker.
friend: i know...kill me now.